Connie Simmonds #5 mid size lies, monetising Macie and period blaming when content dies

[belle0610]

Negative whining connie is back on her latest Instagram post! Or is it just because she didn’t get a freebie don’t they know who she is!! She better get back to zizzis

 

[belle0610]

God she looks huge and so unfit on that video of her pushing her son on the zip wire

Because she is the video of her in the gym is from ages ago, one of her previous fitness journeys but you can see the size contrast in it

 

[aral]

what is Connie on about?

 

[Boutros-Boutros Ghali]

Bet her latest brand partnership are thrilled

 

[It is what it is]

So tempted to ask her how she found doing a pcr test on a 2 year old

Why? When did she have to do it?

 

[Pilatesgirl]

Top tips from Connie this morning, keep the heating on and your house warm, not everyone can actually do that Connie

I read that as you have heating in your home, not necessarily that you use it but you have access to it. I am not Connie's biggest fan and she is pretty much always so far off the mark, but I am not sure she is this time. But could have been better, more considerately worded give the current environment.

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

Connie complains people think she’s lazy….stays she’s too lazy to Google

 

[Room101]

Aw right I understand now thanks for replying I was very confused lol do you think she's made money then? Her friendship with Toni Terry is an odd one for me too

 

[belle0610]

Who wants to make a bet how long this new gym and a healthy new me will last 🫠

A week?

 

[belle0610]

Poor Ricky getting the blame for her gappy tree, spoilt much!! Maybe she should of got of her arse at her mums and helped

 

[aral]

OMG the Coaching offer is cringe

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

Has she still got management?

 

[belle0610]

So tempted to ask her how she found doing a pcr test on a 2 year old

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

I like surreal, I’ve bought it loads. Not any more

 

[Pilatesgirl]

She’s loving the aff links today!

Being self employed is very hard and I imagine the property gig isn't bringing in any money

 

[It is what it is]

Coeliac……seems strange to me but if that’s what the results say then they must be correct

 

[DameKitty]

At least she’s not wearing a veil this time

Very true.

 

[Pilatesgirl]

Does anyone know what happened with her coaching business as surely as a busy pregnant working mum that she is she couldn’t be doing it all could she. If she is I would love to know where she finds the time in between all her other jobs, cleaning her house before the cleaner comes, going to her mum’s 3 times a week, eating out a couple of times a week plus all the boring mundane things normal people have to do.

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

Wonder how much the app is going to set you back? I’m reckoning around the £40 pm mark

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

Thanks globally accredited Connie for telling me to write a list

Just saw that post and came straight here. Is her coaching advice genuinely to write a to-do list?!?! It’ll be a shopping list next. Revolutionary