Connie Simmonds #3 Virus spreader, packet mix cook, her content is as bad as her book

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Off to her mums for breakfast then...


In Tier 2:

  • you must not socialise with anyone you do not live with or who is not in your support bubble in any indoor setting, whether at home or in a public place
Surely her mum is in her support bubble. She can barely breathe without her mum
 
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Seeing as she’s also unsure whether Macie has a cold or is teething, surely she should learn from her previous germ spreading spree and stay home with her for a bit?
 
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I see it’s one of the brother’s birthday. So will it be a “big roast round mums” or Zizzi family meal with Invisalign Brad?
 
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Shs just overcooked her food tasting paella ready meal from m&s food tasting. What an excellent start 🤣 videos of a dried up paella
 
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I don’t get how Connie can say she’s an MUA. Her reel today is not something I’d reproduce. The eye makeup looked messy to me and despite upending a load of BB cream on her face, the coverage looked uneven. I use the same BB cream and when blended, it’s really nice. I also passionately hate highlighter because I think people look daft with it
 
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Enjoying this food taster content already:
the pepperoni pizza dip is great if you like pepperoni pizza or dip....... wow thanks for the that so glad it’s no wonder M&S chose you for the role with such a deep and emotive vocabulary when it comes to tastes and flavour
 
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Over £200 in Tesco spent and Connie was whinging about the IG money drying up and telling people not to overspend and get into debt!!! Is she for real?
 
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I don’t get how Connie can say she’s an MUA. Her reel today is not something I’d reproduce. The eye makeup looked messy to me and despite upending a load of BB cream on her face, the coverage looked uneven. I use the same BB cream and when blended, it’s really nice. I also passionately hate highlighter because I think people look daft with it
I totally agree. The eye makeup looked s**t. She does the same thing over and over and doesn’t even do it particularly well.
 
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I totally agree. The eye makeup looked s**t. She does the same thing over and over and doesn’t even do it particularly well.
I think the eye makeup bugged me most of all because she smeared that pencil on so it had no shape or definition and then managed to get mascara all over the top of it. I wouldn’t be able to go out if I had done mine so messily!
 
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I’ve been moving so MIA for a good week or so. She just gets worse doesn’t she 🙄 the makeup was awful, considering how much she seemed to be caking on she didn’t look any different, the end result is how I look the morning after I’ve forgotten to take my makeup off
 
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Reading her latest caption she seems to lack basic skills in English. Quite how she works in Customer Service when she can’t even correctly write a paragraph is beyond me. English is pretty key to a job where you write emails and social media posts.
 
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Reading her latest caption she seems to lack basic skills in English. Quite how she works in Customer Service when she can’t even correctly write a paragraph is beyond me. English is pretty key to a job where you write emails and social media posts.
To be fair she does Customer Service for Bradley and we all his grasp of the English language is also not that great......
 
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It’s a tough day for Connie. She’s fallen foul to the classic Christmas PR and her sofa will now arrive in the New Year. I don’t know why she bought into this- DFS and all the big furniture chains make this promise every year so everyone can have the perfect sofa at Christmas and I have only ever heard that it goes tits up. If she’s that desperate why not nip down to the local charity furniture store and buy one for the next few weeks? You get some amazing buys in those shops and it’s not that expensive. I bought one and it lasted years all for £35!!
 
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It’s a tough day for Connie. She’s fallen foul to the classic Christmas PR and her sofa will now arrive in the New Year. I don’t know why she bought into this- DFS and all the big furniture chains make this promise every year so everyone can have the perfect sofa at Christmas and I have only ever heard that it goes tits up. If she’s that desperate why not nip down to the local charity furniture store and buy one for the next few weeks? You get some amazing buys in those shops and it’s not that expensive. I bought one and it lasted years all for £35!!
Just get in the car and go to IKEA....it’s not difficult....did have a chuckle at the delay though
 
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It’s a tough day for Connie. She’s fallen foul to the classic Christmas PR and her sofa will now arrive in the New Year. I don’t know why she bought into this- DFS and all the big furniture chains make this promise every year so everyone can have the perfect sofa at Christmas and I have only ever heard that it goes tits up. If she’s that desperate why not nip down to the local charity furniture store and buy one for the next few weeks? You get some amazing buys in those shops and it’s not that expensive. I bought one and it lasted years all for £35!!
And now Dwell customer service have been in touch and will loan her a sofa until the one she ordered is ready....... unbelievable 😮
 
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And now Dwell customer service have been in touch and will loan her a sofa until the one she ordered is ready....... unbelievable 😮
Seriously I’m livid! No one else would get that?! What’s the point in loaning her one, she’ll only trash it!
 
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