Connie Simmonds #3 Virus spreader, packet mix cook, her content is as bad as her book

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previous thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/connie-simmonds-2-lazy-mum-guilt-complainer-but-no-time-for-a-personal-trainer.9078/

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Connie has moved to a new flat and first priority was to beg for a sofa. The other identified upside to the new flat is being able to lie in bed and see her 1 year watching tv in the lounge so she doesn’t have to get up.... erm great 🧐

The cook with Connie series continues. It involves opening jars and packet mixes. So if you actually wanted some *checks notes* cooking skills and tip, I would look elsewhere. Fully expecting an episode to cover how to microwave a ready meal soon 🤣

Covid wise she contracted it, spread it to her family and didn’t even complete a full isolation because umm the rules don’t apply to her.
 
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Don’t forget her passive aggressive responses to her followers and complaining about her being reported for failing to declare ads properly🙄
Selling her gifted pram....
 
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Cook with Connie episode will all be about telling the difference between a plastic and metal baking tray. Just because it “looks” like one doesn’t mean it is one Connie and you should have been able to tell by the feel and weight of the tray! Personally I don’t buy my cookware from IKEA because I think it’s cheap tat and you can get better quality for similar pricing in supermarkets or Robert Dyas. My biggest concern is how did she not smell the burning plastic before it got to that point!!
 
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Complains about people getting their teeth done......whilst wearing a gifted Invisalign brace?!
 
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Cook with Connie episode will all be about telling the difference between a plastic and metal baking tray. Just because it “looks” like one doesn’t mean it is one Connie and you should have been able to tell by the feel and weight of the tray! Personally I don’t buy my cookware from IKEA because I think it’s cheap tat and you can get better quality for similar pricing in supermarkets or Robert Dyas. My biggest concern is how did she not smell the burning plastic before it got to that point!!
And the fact they have a massive sticker on the bottom saying what material they’re made from and what it’s suitable for....not really IKEA’s fault she didn’t read that 🤷🏻‍♀️
But yes I’m guessing most of her packet food she cooks smells like burning plastic if she didn’t realise

Complains about people getting their teeth done......whilst wearing a gifted Invisalign brace?!
Which she’s stopped marking as gifted
 
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Christ that 10 min video bitching about other influencers is hard going. I lasted 90 seconds because she spends so long actually getting her words out and really it was just her whinging about not getting a free holiday! She’s hardly a saint. She is plugging £4K gifted Invisalign along with all the expensive baby gear, clothes and makeup products!
 
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Christ that 10 min video bitching about other influencers is hard going. I lasted 90 seconds because she spends so long actually getting her words out and really it was just her whinging about not getting a free holiday! She’s hardly a saint. She is plugging £4K gifted Invisalign along with all the expensive baby gear, clothes and makeup products!
Oh my so hypocritical. Her and Bradley are the exact people she is speaking about. Him with the sponsored Mercedes, Breitling watch sponsorship, the luxury trips to Ibiza etc. He sells the luxury lifestyle and she is part of that as his employee, without this sponsorship he couldn't afford to pay her. The average 27 year old living in London cannot afford that lifestyle and to own a place in Ealing like he has.
 
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Second time she’s moaned about some mystery person and the £1200 “essential” boots?
Bet if someone sent her a pair she wouldn’t say no??!!
 
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Second time she’s moaned about some mystery person and the £1200 “essential” boots?
Bet if someone sent her a pair she wouldn’t say no??!!
It’s Lydia Millen that she’s referring too I think. Lydias page is aimed at luxury and high end following, she might be showy but her and Connie have completely differnce target audiences. Lydias page is also much more consistent than Connies! I’m also sure Brad has done ads with Mercedes in the past, a higher end car brand in my eyes, but she seems to have forgotten that! She is obviously jealous, because why else call out another person they are just doing the same as what she is just targeting a different audience with differnt products!
 
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Why is she so snipey? If she could get her tit together she’d have a successful page and a large following but she’s stuck at mediocre because she’s lazy. I don’t follow Lydia because her lifestyle is unrealistic for me personally but she does have a great page! You get out what you put in, which unfortunately for Connie is not much 😊
 
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Also Lydia Millen has the decency to write ad at the start of every post that is an ad. She isnt even deceptive sneaking it at the end. So maybe connie should take a leaf out of her book rather than slating her
 
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Connie's new thing... #gift*no obligation to post.... What the hell. 🤣🤣🤣
What a load of bollocks. Does she really think people are so stupid that we don’t know that she HAS to post everything she’s gifted or the freebies stop rolling in? Seriously she’s full of tit and bitter because of all the times she got reported for not declaring. Get over it Connie, if you declared everything properly no one would care. As you’ve all said above, no one take issue with Lydia because she declares and deliberately tailors her content for a specific audience. Connie is just jealous.
 
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she won’t say where they’ve moved to, just that it’s not the same borough. It’ll be killing her she’s not in her previous Ealing anymore. Can imagine it’s somewhere like Hounslow which she’ll never want to admit to
 
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I can’t quite believe this is her full time job. There are other influencers with bigger followings who still have a ‘proper’ job and do Instagram alongside it. Her content is so slapdash for a full time career
 
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I can’t quite believe this is her full time job. There are other influencers with bigger followings who still have a ‘proper’ job and do Instagram alongside it. Her content is so slapdash for a full time career
The large majority of her money will be coming via her work as bradley's PA or whatever she is
 
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M&S has just gone down in my estimations! They’ve given Connie a job as a food taster!!!! Be prepared for more videos of her talking utter crap “reviewing the food” with her mouth full! 🤢
 
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M&S has just gone down in my estimations! They’ve given Connie a job as a food taster!!!! Be prepared for more videos of her talking utter crap “reviewing the food” with her mouth full! 🤢
Ah what a joke. And it is an unpaid gig again..... getting free food is still payment Connie.
 
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Cook with Connie latest....chargrilled chicken seasoning on guess what.......chicken! Groundbreaking stuff....
 
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Off to her mums for breakfast then...


In Tier 2:

  • you must not socialise with anyone you do not live with or who is not in your support bubble in any indoor setting, whether at home or in a public place
 
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