ColourMeBootiful #20 Over the top and under the knife, get a life & stop playing the happy wife

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The amount of shite she puts on her face - that paint by numbers contour is horrible. She clearly isn’t moving with any kind of make up trends, she should try and appeal to her demographic - less is more, make up for mature skin. Not that plaster of dung.
 
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After the 45 layers of mascara recently, I really didn't think it was possible to put so much slap on......
 
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I felt this, I’m so lucky that I have finally got my little ivf miracle but I will never forget the years of heartbreak! I’m always here if you ever want to chat
 
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Baby boils for tits, hair full of nits. Caravan interiors make her anything than superior. Flashes the cash but we all know your trash.
 
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I’m Toni and I’m a dick! My homemade dinners would make you all sick!! I’m mammy of the year and love to shed the odd tear, I’ll take all your cash for some of my cmb trash
 
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What is going on with her face , it’s like her top lip is being pushed down and she can’t lift it when she’s talking , Jesus it’s awful
 
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The leather jacket, the aviators and the piercings from Emmerdale Farm to Hells Angels. Tonis got more eras than Taylor Swift.


also.... MOONCHIN!
 
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Ok WTF is she trying to tell us.
she’s up hair done bed made skincare routine done
Us mortals have that done everyday of the year and in work by 8 am. Narcissistic bitch. Is she looking praise
 
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What age is she?? I'd have put her around that. She's haggard looking. Maybe it's the surgery and shite food though.
She's 38. Same age as my youngest sister. And she looks 10 years older than my sister. I'm 45 and she looks older than me
 
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