ColourMeBootiful #20 Over the top and under the knife, get a life & stop playing the happy wife

[Et tu Brute?]

New thread folks!

Congratulations to @Gossipdollxoxo on the winning title with 26 likes I hope you don’t mind but I amalgamated both suggestions.

Thank you Toni, our daily source of entertainment for keeping us in equal measures of laughs and disgust at this dull time of year.

Still living a lie
Still lazy
Still lying
Still unhappy with her appearance
Still flogging tat
Still blagging benefits
Still spending money like it’s burning a hole in her pocket
Still hoarding
Still frying everything with melted cheese
Still a terrible parent
Still a walking contradiction
Still a filthy witch who doesn’t wash

Taking the month of February off - from whatever it is she does - we suspect for more surgery. If work was in the bed, she’d lie on the floor!

Keep up the good work trolls

 

[Mr Paul Barry John Allen]

Wonder what romantic getaway Paul will get her I mean the butcher man

 

[The original derry girl]

New thread folks!

Congratulations to @Gossipdollxoxo on the winning title with 26 likes I hope you don’t mind but I amalgamated both suggestions.

Thank you Toni, our daily source of entertainment for keeping us in equal measures of laughs and disgust at this dull time of year.

Still living a lie
Still lazy
Still lying
Still unhappy with her appearance
Still flogging tat
Still blagging benefits
Still spending money like it’s burning a hole in her pocket
Still hoarding
Still frying everything with melted cheese
Still a terrible parent
Still a walking contradiction
Still a filthy witch who doesn’t wash

Taking the month of February off - from whatever it is she does - we suspect for more surgery. If work was in the bed, she’d lie on the floor!

Keep up the good work trolls

You for still eating baby boils

 

[Et tu Brute?]

Continued…

Still eating “baby boils” (baby potatoes, boiled)
Still redecorating Tetris Towers
Still stocking the “pantry” with junk
Still going to reformer Pilates this week
Still using emoji Jesus at 3pm
Still doesn’t wash her own hair
Still hasn’t a friend
Still illiterate
Still using M’s blue badge outside salon
Still posing on the stairs like she needs a
Still eating antibiotics
Still saying “Wuuuuurrrrr” randomly
Still a c**t

And relax

 

[Irishcharmer]

Correct me if I'm wrong... but did she not recently get new doors?!

 

[Blonde Aries]

Anyone know where she's going
What's happening

I'm blocked

 

[passthepopcornnai]

Is it fair to reference the butcher in this? I know I don’t know him but he or his friends/family might read this

 

[Et tu Brute?]

Is it fair to reference the butcher in this? I know I don’t know him but he or his friends/family might read this

Personally, I don’t think it’s fair to associate him with these hallions

 

[The original derry girl]

Wonder what romantic getaway Paul will get her I mean the butcher man

The butcher man has better taste

 

[Blonde Aries]

The butcher man has better taste

That poor fella, being humiliated by the on walking virus

 

[Tellmethecraic]

How do you spell that Toni ?. Drowneded

 

[derrydynasty]

Correct me if I'm wrong... but did she not recently get new doors?!

aye but her massive heed can’t fit through them

 

[Irishcharmer]

Naw am I dreaming? Big black doors and a blue kitchen?! She will be painting the kitchen next when she realises is clashes

 

[hello899]

Naw am I dreaming? Big black doors and a blue kitchen?! She will be painting the kitchen next when she realises is clashes

I thought the exact same..

 

[Et tu Brute?]

Naw am I dreaming? Big black doors and a blue kitchen?! She will be painting the kitchen next when she realises is clashes

I get the look she’s going for but let’s be honest, the house is too small and too cluttered to pull it off. She’d have been as well keeping everything neutral to give the illusion that there’s some space. The black will age very badly.

 

[didyehear22]

I’ve said it before and il say it again, everything about her gives me the dry bokes I bet Tetris towers reeks of bo & sweaty minge

 

[Irishcharmer]

I get the look she’s going for but let’s be honest, the house is too small and too cluttered to pull it off. She’d have been as well keeping everything neutral to give the illusion that there’s some space. The black will age very badly.

So do I. The black and white look can work well but just not with that blue kitchen of hers! Makes no sense

 

[donegalwarrior]

I bet Tetris towers reeks of bo & sweaty minge

It won't as Paul got that lovely Rituals advent calendar for Xmas. Just what every man wanted, right?

 

[didyehear22]

It won't as Paul got that lovely Rituals advent calendar for Xmas. Just what every man wanted, right?

No amount of expensive sprays could cover her stench

 

[Derrymaid]

This type of thing gives me the ick. Swear they’re joined at the hip. Can’t do anything on there own the other has to get in on the act. I’m thinking they’re either insecure or don’t trust each other