Coatesy & Ems

[HannahF]

Emma is answering questions on instagram. Shes hoping to be married by end of this year and if she didnt have a c section they wanted to be pregnant again by now and gutted she has to wait a year

 

[goldengyal]

Jumpscare warning. He looks so rough. How old is he?

 

[HannahF]

So glad these 2 dossers have a thread. I used to really like them. me & Emma were pregnant at the same time although I was 2 months in front. I was really looking forward to watching her mummy content as we were both having our first babies and I don’t have any mum friends, quite sad I guess but I was SHOOK and didn’t know where to turn for mum advice. Anyway how out of touch they both turned out to be!! lazy slobs. Our motherhood journeys have turned out to be very different, she’s an absolute brat, Ryan is a walking red flag and seems absolutely horrid. The doting dad shit is definitely an act. Don’t get me wrong I am NOT a perfect parent, but as soon as I recovered from my episiotomy we were doing swimming, soft play, baby sensory the LOT. Has Bella ever been anywhere that isn’t an undeclared ad?

The answer to your question is no
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Like ok if i was given freebies, ill jump at it and wouldnt say no. But thats because i cant afford to do most stuff in the crappy smp payments you get and surviving on one wage. But i still do baby groups, coffee dates with mums ive met. Walks around parks etc way more that them and they out earn me so much so they can afford to buy new cars (bmw and audi) a mixer machine which is over £1000 and eat out all the time

 

[Fozzie]

How does Emma find allll the time to watch so much tv??? Like the baby doesn’t need to be asleep on her the whole time?! She can do stuff around the house?

I was thinking this myself when she said she had watched that much greys anatomy! Surely there’s stuff to be doing in the house!

 

[HannahF]

So they drove all the way to Basingstoke from Fleet in the evening for a five guys?!? Poor Bella being dragged around, she must not have no routine

 

[HannahF]

coach trips with Bella on their lap and no car seat.

 

[Madamex]

Tiktok is their job. They don't work

 

[Sazza25]

I love how we’re always on the same threads

Girllll same we can spot a wanker a mile off

 

[HannahF]

I was thinking this. Are they just adding fuel to the fire to keep up the comments and engagement.

I feel like that too as the last few things shes eaten are things you cant eat when pregnant. Like at lunch she had a salami sandwich and he goes you love a salami sandwich. I dont think i have ever seen her say/mention that before and dinner tonight was a meat platter with deli meats that you cant have when pregnant

 

[Silentwatcher01]

Wot the hell has he done with his hair an she looked a right div with that toy attached to her head

 

[hazmaz]

I guess the reusable nappies haven’t really worked out for them then???

 

[Sazza25]

He will be financed to the eyeballs no doubt.

The only debt I have is my mortgage, I couldn’t imagine spending ££££ on a car each month! But then again I’m lucky I got mine on motability due to my sons condition

 

[MsGilmore]

Just curious. Why doesn’t she wear sun cream? She got heat stroke on the cruise also

Hopefully they’re putting it on Bella. There would be enough if they bought a large bottle.

 

[Ohlordy2019]

now she is struggling to a change a nappy....

Just what... what on earth. Seriously! Get a grip Emma.

 

[Megan97]

Definitely pregnant.. just my opinion!

I thought the same when I read that!

 

[HannahF]

I really dont get them either. She went out for a birthday meal with her family but Ryan didnt go as he was too hungover, neither did his mum or nan who had been down to visit just the day before and went out to have lunch somewhere else odd.

 

[Megan97]

I would have been fuming if that was my partner avoiding coming out for my birthday!!

From his mums video it sounded like he was gonna join her for lunch instead.. I would be very disappointed if my husband did that. Looks like he didn’t really plan anything either decided on the day what they were going to do.

 

[Stuckinthemiddlewithyou]

Is this 2 week euro's trip that he's gone on off on 'work'? In other words is it related to a brand/product that should be being tagged? Right now it just looks like he's fucking off for two weeks with the lads as he keeps saying'we' and leaving the missus and kid at home.

 

[Potato_waffle]

And he insinuates she's boring. He makes her boring.

I think him insinuating she's boring is because she doesn't drink with him. You know how when you're younger and you'd go to the pub and say oh im not drinking tonight, then your mates chime in 'oh you're so boring'. I think its that plus a lack of attention from Emma to Ryan as she's busy with Bella. She quite obviously likes the quiet family bubble life, but that's not for him.

 

[HannahF]

Hate to do the speculation stuff but do you think Em might be pregnant. She is wearing anti sickness bands and was feeling unwell on the plane but surely you dont actually feel yourself moving usually on a cruise?! Just seems odd, unless she is such a princess she literally feels sea sick but it seems a bit ott
I just know a lot of people recomended me those bands when i felt sick in my first trimester

Most of the comments on his video of them on a plane said is she pregnant. Shes been wearing baggy clothes (more baggy than normal) for a while like that black represent tshirt of his shes been alot lately