Clemmie Telford

[Wetmyplants]

Did I imagine that they used to have a dog? Where’s that gone?

It seems to get sent away somewhere quite a lot. Poor dog.

 

[Mustard]

I thought she had a full time office job now. Her husband stays at home with the children.

 

[Onthefence]

Of course! That’s what it is! She’s looking for a Sweaty Betty ad!

 

[skronkywildcat]

Haha who did she mute?

 

[Keepitw0nky]

I didn't expect her to do a talking gig (podcast or live) IG stories are painful enough, it never flows naturally when she talks.

 

[Pommes]

I think the moonpig reference has gone over my head. Sorry could anyone explain

I’m pleased I’m not the only one.

 

[Mustard]

Yes, that’s the problem. She has a perfectly decent figure but hasn’t got a clue how to dress for it. Her clothes look like she’s raided a 14 year old boy’s wardrobe.

Her waist is right up by her bust. Even though she has good legs she should not wear those socks with her trainers and a dress. And, considering she works in advertising she must have access to stylists all.the.time.

 

[Mamchat]

I really like her latest pic on insta of her falling off an inflatable unicorn!

 

[GreyWolf]

They have a dog?

 

[Mustard]

Who is DLAM?

 

[Smallwomble]

And she’s a camping geek, with a regatta sponsorship. She’s an expert.

 

[Plinkplonk]

I gained Quite a bit of respect for her for her latest post. Can't of been easy and noticed how almost all other 'influencers' have completely ignored the subject.

Wrong clemmie I think.

 

[Taco Cat]

That toilet photo . I have teen sons and all I can think of is their peers screenshotting it. Its out there forever. Jeez

 

[Mustard]

Not marked #Ad so would they have been paid?

 

[Lalalalaaaaaa85]

I never leave my pram in my locked car overnight, let alone leave my pram containing valuables in an unlocked car! I do feel for her though, horrible thing to happen

 

[Lily2505]

Agghhh!! The Telfords are camping again and they’ve been to the storage unit to get the stuff.

Hope they’re more organised this time

On a separate note I’ve never understood long beards, I always picture food getting stuck in them .

You just know it's not going to end well.

 

[Smallwomble]

Another undisclosed advert from Telford. She’s been sent a box of bread and is banging on about how amazing it is on her stories.

 

[Mustard]

Her #Ad post for Ecover has attracted a few disgruntled comments already.

 

[grumpy-nosy-cow]

I think so too! A welcome change Clemmie! Keep it up!


Tell me more about this please?


Agreed! Felt real and considered. This is where I have no issue with free tickets when someone shares info like that. Not self indulgent pics of instamums in bodysuits posing like they need to wee


I’m feeling rather nosey and have definitely missed this so please elaborate

i thought it was just me that thinks DLAM (the worst culprit for this pose) always looks like shes desperately holding in a wee

 

[AmberSpyglass]

You just know it's not going to end well.

I hope it does for the children but these two are so ....... bad at it

Long beards are vile. I had a flatmate with one. When he ate cereal, the milk ran down his beard.