Oh well spotted.this visual just sums up Clemmie.she fascinates me and this reno is leaving me dumbfounded
Clemmie Telford #5 There once was an a-hole from Peckham who likes to buy houses and wreck’em
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duck me, who did she get her inspiration from for the playroom, Josef Fritzl?
She really does manage to get things not right, doesn’t she? I mean, I can find MoD’s house hackneyed and a bit tasteless in places (cough kitchen/dressing room) but she doesn’t make these mistakes at least.
She is so weird, it looks like a hovel babes.
Oh my god, it looks like a dead person’s home waiting for the house clearance people to arrive.
i will never ever ever get my head around the fact that clemmie paid money for those floorboards to look like that
Literally one of the most depressing spaces I have ever seen! Clembo really knows how to suck the joy out of a room.
She’s the Dementor of interior design.
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I really want to know how much she has spent for it to look this tit (to badly paraphrase Dolly Parton!)
She’s using actual Farrow and Ball paint, despite supposedly being on a really tight budget. Everyone and their dog colour matches that stuff, and I’m told cheaper paint wears better too.
That tiny desk facing the wall on the stairs is like something from the shining. So creepy
Oh god and those wall lights being different distances from the stairs and possibly even different heights?! Painful!!!
It just looks like a punishment to be sat there facing the wall. WTF is she thinking?
It's like the brief was to create the most joyless kids space ever!
She’s done a post asking people about how naked they are in front of their kids. Why does anyone need to discuss? Also think about the people reading - especially the sort of weirdos get off on that sort of talk in relation to kids. It just isn’t necessary.
She said it was a topic on a FB group she’s a member of, but there was a thread about it on Mumsnet over the weekend so she’s obviously just stole the idea from there. Never not unoriginal.
How narrow is this doorway and why would you put a plant right in front of it?
