Beauty! BEAUTY? B E A U T Y?
what the fuckity duck?
what the fuckity duck?
Clemmie Telford #5 There once was an a-hole from Peckham who likes to buy houses and wreck’em
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Isn't that just a spaffier way of saying 'I tit about on Instagram'?What in the name of waffling
Soberiety
Maybe she should do beauty so we all know what not to do
?!Things to ask BudgetClem:
How does she speak with so many plums in her mouth?
How does she get through life with such a burden of privilege weighing her down?
Does she still speak to Big Dog Clemmie?
How are the painted tiles going down?
Where did she gain the skills to be so proficient in devaluing properties?
How does she speak with so many plums in her mouth?
How does she get through life with such a burden of privilege weighing her down?
Does she still speak to Big Dog Clemmie?
How are the painted tiles going down?
Where did she gain the skills to be so proficient in devaluing properties?
She puts in so little planning or effort. I find it incredible that she is so shamelessly tit at everything.
Stooooop. I laughed so much I woke my husband
Maybe she got her phone out to take pics for #inpsoThose trousers are awful. No style at all.
And at first I thought she’d taken this photo at home. Then realised this setting has more warmth and character
Just hilarious that people share that totally inane dreary drivel with the whole internet?! Whyyyyy?
Ugly colours and terrible fit. And we should take ‘beauty’ advice from this numpty?Those trousers are awful. No style at all.
And at first I thought she’d taken this photo at home. Then realised this setting has more warmth and character
Why doesn’t the new kitchen cabinet fit the space?! Why is it smaller and in the middle? Why does she make everything look not quite right?!?
My favourite daydream is to be able to decorate without worrying about budgets - just order whatever I like, bespoke, expensive materials etc.
How does she get it so wrong when she can afford *anything* she wants?
How does she get it so wrong when she can afford *anything* she wants?
Yes! This!! It has been bugging me all day. Imagine cleaning the crap out from either side of that cupboard all the time. Actually, she doesn’t clean much so don’t know why I am worrying. BUT WHY??
Clemford musing about things so people can tell her she’s neurodiverse
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She has a book that might answer that….
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Oh I thought her house was IN Peckham? (Probably because of this thread’s brilliant title)
Where is she by the sea? Is it a budget version Ramsgate to not-quite keep up with the Joneses/ODs?
Where is she by the sea? Is it a budget version Ramsgate to not-quite keep up with the Joneses/ODs?