Clemmie Telford #5 There once was an a-hole from Peckham who likes to buy houses and wreck’em

[Rosieee]

I guess no need for a new thread then?

Don't get too excited, she will be back

 

[Exhaustednurse]

am i reading this right? this rich woman’s dad gave her horse drugs not tested on humans when she was a teenager and now she has a skincare brand ?

you got it

 

[Rosieee]

I'd have made another post before going on a hiatus. The first post you see on her page is that ad that has 32 likes and 2 comments

 

[Wolf359]

What in the name of waffling

Isn't that just a spaffier way of saying 'I tit about on Instagram'?

 

[rosieflowers]

I'm shocked about the Steiner school stuff, absolutely bizarre, thanks for sharing all! The biodynamic farming stuff is on the same level of nonsense as homeopathy. Skin food is so good though lol I'm sure for reasons entirely unrelated to biodynamic farming but they probably take that as confirmation that it works!

 

[hattie20]

Oh dear god, a home interiors account from Clem!!!

£250 for those paper lightshades Who are the idiots who buy them?

At least Clem only paid £8 for hers. She was still robbed though, should have popped to Wilko

 

[Affiliatemebaby]

It was a standard London Victorian house with the knock through/bifolds/loft conversion.

 

[really_whythough]

And why not make a feature of your wastepaper basket next to your plastic plug socket?!

If she hates that they aren’t the fancy kind, don’t leave them on show? And really no need to put them on the internet repeatedly.

 

[otterpotter]

You can't make it up

Why would anyone want her to promote anything is beyond me.

 

[TulleStarr]

This way for the original Clemmie

Father of Daughters #57 He’s become an attention seeking elderly recluse

The problem is whether the NMC think she's brought the Nursing sector into disrepute, that's when things get really serious and they look at gross misconduct. She was all over the media with the stupid Alice gate so I can't see how it can be seen as anything other. As a Nurse, you have to be...

tattle.life

Ahhh, thank you!

 

[Wolf359]

He’s a house husband.

 

[Clare]

With a pair of filthy knickers rolled up in the background? Or was that a different bathroom pic?

Possibly a different one but I remember that well, a pile of dirty washing with some crusty knickers hanging out on top classic Budget Clem, always forgetting the details!

 

[Clare]

Such a perfectionist our Clembo
No need to tell our these were old lol we figured.

And free, sorry *inherited*. The lack of cost would have been the biggest draw for her.

 

[Orange99]

You're welcome

Surely you’d straighten up the pictures in the background at the very least!

 

[Okgolightly]

Looks like mummy and daddy's bank might be closing soon

Probably got fed up of her dicking about with the Reno especially after the kitchen fuck up!

 

[skronkywildcat]

Got any pets?

 

[fondant_fancy]

Were they fitting the kitchen themselves? Otherwise it wouldn't be a cost to them but whoever was being paid to fit it.

 

[Somerset girl]

What is her aversion to carpet?! Why is every floor black with massive gaps between the boards?! I'm all for renovating sensitively and making the most of features etc but I don't think those boards looked like they were suitable to me.

 

[Wolf359]

Only Clembo would admit she's a mess on an advert to find a job

So is she no longer Head of Comms for that gym that only had 2,000 followers on Insta then?

 

[Aab41]

Who ever is in that building is going to get a good view of Clem in the bath!

Her house looks like it needs rebuilding

For their budget. they could have bought a fabulous house that someone else had already (tastefully) renovated. And didn’t take years for the sale to go through.

They seem to have added a ton of stress to their lives for no reason.

Oh my word you can clearly see the bath in that window! Why wouldn't she crop the side out? It's surely got to be a pisstake to wind us up now?