Cleaning With Mario

[nineteenninety3]

Just watched Mario's wee sing song, I love how he adds his own little riffs over the top. Derek was having none of it, he's a jealous middle aged hater too apparently.

 

[nineteenninety3]

Mario is in the wrong. I'm not letting this go thanks

Fuck sake. If your daughter isn't old enough to use the DM function on Instagram she's not old enough to use Instagram. Get a grip.

 

[Greedy beggy]

I started following him the other day because I liked that he had a nice normal flat so he was quite relatable, but I haven’t even seen him clean since, just a really long story about his eyebrows

He does clean . The flat is only a small one bedroom so it only takes the whole of five mins to clean . He spends the other 23 hours and 55 mins a day talking about how wonderful he is , his platform , how famous he is and how anyone that gifts him things “are the best of the best “

 

[Badaboom]

‘Saint’ Mario, obviously before he became possessed by Mother Teresa.

 

[sarcastic eyeballs]

To be fair though, his eyebrows were rubbish with her and he got slammed for them on here so he can’t do right for doing wrong...

I know, Jesus it's a dying shame for him, not being able to do right for doing wrong. Life is pure hell on the internet.

 

[No Time for Bull]

“Your not there’s”.

My eyes bleed Mario you tit.

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“It doesn’t pay the bills nor complete you” so why are you trying so fucking hard to make a career out of it you little scrote

 

[Theworldhasgonemad]

Can't believe he is saying things are a state and place needs gutted ..... I have moved home countless times and this is cleanest I have seen in my time. What an insult to family who sold them this house.

Mario you are just a see you next Tuesday

That house will have been immaculate. fortunately the previous owners don't follow him but it's a small town!

 

[Divinechat]

He talks like he's a bloody royal. What he means is no one has offered him a freebie or a huge discount. Get over yourself Mario

Besides
Maybe some companies treat everyone equally regardless of the number of followers.
Maybe Not everyone wants a wannabe twat to promote them.
Just saying.

Yes to this ... he thinks he is doing companies a huge favour by asking for freebies Hes saint mario , patron saint of small buisnesses dont you know

 

[kikirose]

I've messaged him loads of times! Never even had a like or anything! Clearly he doesnt like my face. Lol

Try telling him how much he's changed your life and see if you get a shoutout on his stories

 

[Rocketllama]

I’m actually beginning to think he doesn’t have have a brain who can’t pronounce boohoo?! Look at ma beautiful tracksuit from boho

 

[Shineyshine]

It’s the facial expressions when he’s singing he takes himself so seriously he really does think he’s got a good voice, knobhead

 

[Noseybonk]

Poor Derek feel so sad for him. We need to free him and Henry hinch

And Rayn. Don’t forget she jumped out of the window once to run away from Mario

 

[Well then...]

I used to actually really like him, until he started with all the shit saying, he gets so many dm’s a day, and that he needs to take days off Instagram, he doesn’t even post anything, posts a story before work, and then when tells everyone he’s going for a shower, and sometimes you hear him sing

 

[irishbelle Thnak]

That house will have been immaculate. fortunately the previous owners don't follow him but it's a small town!

Gosh do you know them ? ... we can see the house is immaculate but I worry like you say as it's a small town word will get out and it before you know it the word on the street is they left their house in such a state it had to be gutted ... this one is really boiling my piss for some reason think I'm going to message him

 

[NotSherlockHuns]

I'm so tempted to email asda and ask why they've increased the price since Mario had them on his stories

 

[nineteenninety3]

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Derek can use the smart price bar that doesn't lather up and be grateful for it!

 

[Frankensooze]

Screaming at those descriptions. You'd think the wax tat was being stocked in selfridges the way they go on. Cliche bingo *I'm just a boy from Scotland* no dear, you're a man hurtling towards middle age with ruined eyebrows. *I'm just a girl from Hampshire* I'll be interested to see where she is in five years, when even the dumbest people won't burn wax with ripped off cheap scents.
I'm all tired and cross today, but Teeny tiny Mario, in his Rupert bear pj trousers made me laugh. Cos bitch.

 

[SequinDress]

I’m sorry but saying that penny arcade is sectarian is as stupid as saying simply the best by Tina Turner or you’ll never walk alone by Gerry and the pacemakers are sectarian. Ridiculous

Also yes, Mario is something else with these birthday posts. I hope I walk past him in Glasgow one day just so I can ignore him lol xx

 

[Boozybristolbitch]

Someone is needing to settle himself down, he’s getting far too big for his boots. Your “platform” will fall flat soon. He’s acting like he is someone to be feared, don’t answer him, don’t come wash his cheap carpets, or upset him in a supermarket and he will tear you down on his MASSIVE platform. Who do you think you are Mario?

 

[BananaClub]

Why does he feel it necessary to show ‘private’ messages from people anyway? These sometimes have sensitive detail in - the poor disillusioned fools that have sent them to him, in ‘private’ probably never intended them to be shown publicly to his ‘audience’ on his ‘platform’ within his ‘journey’

Honestly - he thinks he’s a fixer. A saint. A good egg. When really he’s just fallen mildly lucky, for a while - he’s a cock waffle, he’s got too big for his teeth and someone needs to bitchslap this irritating bafoon. He’s like thrush - irritating and never really goes away!

ps: Where’s Derek the last few days? Hidden in a ‘statement piece’ box or back in the loony bin?

He’s delusional , he said this morning that people have been sending messages about being down and fed up , and all they needed was a reply from him and they were ok again ..this guy seriously needs a wake up call ..he’s a complete narcissistic tool !!!!!