Cleaning With Mario

[No Time for Bull]

View attachment 16522off to fuckity with you Mario

Just me or is that just a load of words that make no sense?

 

[Cunnyfunt1]

Apparently now instagram wouldn’t be the same without him. He is so full of himself!!!

Wow! Talk about Insta fame going to your head. I used to like his page at the start found him pretty funny. Now he has turned into a sassy diva mega into himself now. I suppose I would be if I was changing lives on insta like him. But he only recommends companies that he has tried and really believes in “gives shout out and recommending bath bombs even though he doesn’t have a bath and during the shout out says I can’t use bath bombs they don’t agree with me”?!?? Ehhh. His post yesterday I’m very selective about gifts I accept I get hundreds and thousands of companies contacting me to give me stuff. What naw mate you get sent fake zoflora and Shite from the online pound shop so I would hate to see the companies that you are refusing if that’s what you are accepting. Let your man watch the football ffs he puts up with your hording. Poor Derek.

 

[kikirose]

His powers have increased

 

[irishbelle Thnak]

Can't believe he is saying things are a state and place needs gutted ..... I have moved home countless times and this is cleanest I have seen in my time. What an insult to family who sold them this house.

Mario you are just a see you next Tuesday

 

[minskks]

The word journey makes me feel physically ill. Is he going to do an X Factor montage with heart rending music too?

 

[Greedy beggy]

Did anyone see Saint Mario on preaching to the his disciples last night about how the bigger he got the more people wanted him to do more stories about himself and how much he helps businesses , bullying etc How he doesn’t bother with the criticism any more ? If he doesn’t bother then why go on so long about it ?
If Mario was made of chocolate he would eat himself . God that guy loves the sound of his own voice and really believes he is so important

 

[Cunnyfunt1]

Remember his embarrassing collection of cleaning products covering half the kitchen floor? Well he's just been gifted a shit load more by the online pound shop! Seeing as he was allowed to choose the items himself... Whyyyy? Prick.

That baffled me he was allowed to choose himself so he picked two cans of detol spray which he says he hates and is never using again because it turned his doors yellow. I really wish he would do the right thing and donate some of that stuff to chairty. The amount of wax melts, rooms sprays, defusers and cleaning products he owns is insane. Why do people even send him stuff it’s not like he reviews it or even appears to use any of it. If a fire starts his house would take the full of Paisley the amount of shite he has in it. I really don’t get this hording mentality that is going on. Is it just me or is the world going fucking mad just now. The only cleaning account that doesn’t seem affected with insta fame is clean queen the rest have been sniffing to much zoflora. And what is that with the zoflora on display in Marios kitchen? Why hell does anyone have a zoflora display on there work tops? As if flowers on your cooker wasn’t bad enough.

 

[MafiaMember]

You know your relationship is shit when your partner buys you potato salad as a treat. Cretins

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Just watch Saint Mario story of himself cleaning and my god he doesn’t half have some amount of cheap tat in his small 1 bed flat , feel a small tad sorry for him he’s trying to be on a level with there bigger accounts but that’s never going to happen , his flat would look better without all the clutter...what with the crappy silver phone on his table ...tacky central!!!!!

It's the lack of imagination that kills me, what exactly does Mario think his USP is? I mean everyone on insta seems to have the grey home these day, everyone is trying to outdo each other for the record of how many wax melts they can fit in one single room and everyone is doing shitty videos and boomerangs of washing being done, surfaces being wiped and bogs being scrubbed. What exactly is it that he brings to the table that is different?

Speaking of bogs being scrubbed, I have never got over that skiddy in Mario's bog that he filmed himself cleaning. I bet that took an industrial sander to scrub it off after all the beige food he seems to consume

 

[Bubu]

Me every time someone comes on this thread and says they used to like Mario:

 

[irishbelle Thnak]

Mario is honestly the cringiest person on Instagram. These people at the Ava May party are all hanging off the back of Mrs Hinch (who made them “famous”) and they think they’re all a big deal. In reality you’ve got a guy who works in a department store and a girl who makes wax melts. Saving the world, day by day.

It was a cringe fest for sure .... they all think they are celebs
.... the highlight of the evening being when the queen herself came on screen with recorded message

 

[Avis]

Anyone watching that pretty_blunt on insta? she’s a Scottish comedian who rips Ithe piss out of these influencers

I think you are her! Why are you commenting on every thread asking this? Either that or you're being paid to promote her!!

 

[Nellyellie]

I was decked watching yesterday. ‘When you have such a. Large following on a platform like mine you have to declare ads because your an ‘influencer’. He’s just a massive cunt.

He doesn’t want to show us all his amazing presents he got... mate you mean you had nothing else to share! Except your cheap semichem shite!

 

[Nellyellie]

I’m always surprised at how much of a following he has.... most of the cleaners, home ‘influencers’ have massive new builds. You can just see from what he buys, his flat, no car etc that he is pretty skint. Everything is just cheap shit.

I realise how stuck up that makes me sound What I mean is he isn’t the norm in comparison!

 

[lime]

Oh god here he goes again. Saying people think he's some massive account and is something special and he's a posh party boy etc. I bet nobody has said that. It's just another excuse for him to chat about himself. Made me cringeeeeeee. He's just some thirty something with a basic job living on a council estate who happened to get shouted out loads. At the time it wasn't as well known to have male cleaning Instagram accounts so people flocked like flies on shit. Get over yourself Mario and stop with the grandiose.

Who would ever think he's posh? He's literally the king of chavs (he'll probably take that as a compliment).

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

Do you know what, I hate Mario now, I seriously do. What an attention seeking creep he is. I’m that offended by his shit miming / singing / screeching I can’t even continue to love to hate him. I officially hate him. Done.

 

[Babe123xx]

Mario hen a think you need a new sofa tee match that new footstool lovely, better start dropping hints now hen and you might have a wee crushed velvet one by Christmas x x all ma love lovlies xxx

 

[kikirose]

Mario- in influencer terms you're fuck all. Just because you get gifted tat (which for the life of me I can't understand why anyone would gift you anything because you're an arrogant arse) it doesn't make you famous or special or important. And now the fact you can't even be bothered to get messages from the 10 people who actually like you or find you amusing just shows what a twat you really are. Your fans/followers are what keeps that free crap coming. Not you, or your revolting personality, or your ridiculous rants. It's your follower numbers, which compared to most influencers are low anyway. You're just another one who has proved that you think you're doing people a favour by being on instagram. You aren't. Mrs hinch got where she is by being nice to people and engaging, all you do is moan all the time. You've only got 50k because hinch shouted you out a few times, and she has a shit sense of humour too so probably did find you funny once.

He won the luck of the draw on Hinch's shout out. That's all. She could have given a shout out to anyone. They're designed to keep everyone clamoring for one.

The same reason that even smaller accounts crawl up Mario's ass on their stories. Hoping for a shoutout to get a few hundred extra followers.

It's just one giant circle jerk. Ugh.

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Mario would sell his own mother for a freebie

 

[Pink4573]

Why does he call boohoo - boho?
It is pronounced boohoo isn’t it? Or have I been saying it wrong