No Time for Bull
Chatty Member
He’s busy you know, he works and get thousands of messages he needs to answer but we have no idea what he has to deal with on a daily basis
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MafiaMember
Member
The important thing here is there’s one person who hates him more than all of us put together.
Rayn the pussy cat.
Shivers
VIP Member
I’ve never heard anyone so full of themselves with such an inflated ego. Near enough every time he comes on to talk he mentions how ‘hunners’ (hundreds) of people message him daily and now today it’s ‘literally thousans’ (Thousands) of companies message him.
Maybe they do maybe they don’t but just the way he mentions it at least daily, it’s like ‘look how big of a deal I am’. It’s such a bad personality trait to have. Ugh can’t stand him
Maybe they do maybe they don’t but just the way he mentions it at least daily, it’s like ‘look how big of a deal I am’. It’s such a bad personality trait to have. Ugh can’t stand him
BananaClub
VIP Member
Well said ,couple of brainless prat’s,i think Derek is as daft as they come he can hardly string a sentence together....wonder what Hannah really thought going up the stairs to there flat to visit dumb and dumber ..bet it was smelling for cats pee
Frankensooze
Chatty Member
Mario's fucked up eyebrows, like creepy little fingers reaching out to touch each other.Mario can't wait to hose down his sister's hoos with a ton of chemicals.No doubt it will be filled with mirrored tat, grey tat, wax melt tat. PLASTIC FLOWERS.
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Divinechat
Well-known member
Why in gods fucking name is a 36 year old man re posting every single birthday mesaage he has on inst 
Grow up you bloody twat, you have inhaled one two many bottles of zoflora
Grow up you bloody twat, you have inhaled one two many bottles of zoflora
Flozora
Member
Why does he feel it necessary to show ‘private’ messages from people anyway? These sometimes have sensitive detail in - the poor disillusioned fools that have sent them to him, in ‘private’ probably never intended them to be shown publicly to his ‘audience’ on his ‘platform’ within his ‘journey’
Honestly - he thinks he’s a fixer. A saint. A good egg. When really he’s just fallen mildly lucky, for a while - he’s a cock waffle, he’s got too big for his teeth and someone needs to bitchslap this irritating bafoon. He’s like thrush - irritating and never really goes away!
ps: Where’s Derek the last few days? Hidden in a ‘statement piece’ box or back in the loony bin?
Honestly - he thinks he’s a fixer. A saint. A good egg. When really he’s just fallen mildly lucky, for a while - he’s a cock waffle, he’s got too big for his teeth and someone needs to bitchslap this irritating bafoon. He’s like thrush - irritating and never really goes away!
ps: Where’s Derek the last few days? Hidden in a ‘statement piece’ box or back in the loony bin?
Madonna
Member
Like the lovely Ava Mays melts, I’m back to toxify your livesFfs
Did he seriously imply that asda put the price of donuts up from one pound to 1.30?
I'm sureeeeee that the CEO of asda and whoever is in charge of pricing watches his stories, and decided to up their prices based on that. No store has EVER increased their prices before Mario came along.
He really needs to get over himself. Who even thinks that, let alone says it?
I'm sureeeeee that the CEO of asda and whoever is in charge of pricing watches his stories, and decided to up their prices based on that. No store has EVER increased their prices before Mario came along.
He really needs to get over himself. Who even thinks that, let alone says it?
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SherlockHuns
Guest
I think they fell out and Derek went to live in the storage unit. Has anyone seen him since? No thought not!
No Time for Bull
Chatty Member
Did anyone notice how dirty his toilet was. Scotland don’t get limescale so it’s clearly dirty skid marks 
Kikini Bamalam
VIP Member
I'm agoraphobic, can one of you lot live stream it for me? Especially when Yellowcard grabs Mario's wang and does a #worthing video...
I've come on here purely for that reason, what the hell has he done?? They need an Instagram account of their own
nineteenninety3
Active member
Does he have less eyebrow now than before Bally the destroyer got hold of them? They look worse.
nineteenninety3
Active member
He definitely doesn't have flu. We live next to the same city, and for him to get to that dentist (which is the next town to me) he would have had to get at least two buses or trains, and be travelling over an hour each way. No one does that with the flu
omg that is an outrageous thing to say, bloody hell i dont think there is anything worse you can say, yeh hes up him self and he does moan about messages, but your comments are quite frankly disgusting
Greedy beggy
Active member
Is anybody else sick of P&G gifting these accounts items ? . I am going to boycott them . Mario saying he can’t use it , so why not gift it to someone who can use it apart from Derek , you greedy arsehole . The box with all the letters from companies who have gifted him items , just shows how much he has been given over the last year and what is it that he actually does to deserve all this ? I wish people would wake up to the false selfish creep
justwhytho?
Active member
He talks like he's a bloody royal. What he means is no one has offered him a freebie or a huge discount. Get over yourself Mario
Besides
Maybe some companies treat everyone equally regardless of the number of followers.
Maybe Not everyone wants a wannabe twat to promote them.
Just saying.