Cleaning With Mario

[Seonag]

Is that all his ‘ hard work’ has been wax melts and a candle that smells like Tom Ford ? He must be exhausted thinking that up .
Getting flowers today because he deserves it . What does this guy do to deserve all the stuff he is gifted ? He’s worse than Becky .

 

[Pinchers]

Anyone realise it’s his birthday? I mean he’s posted about it a million times.

 

[NotSherlockHuns]

Used to like Mario of late he is coming across as bitchy and entitled.

Is it since you used his Jo malone? He was bang out of order. Why shouldn't you have pomegranate noir scented hands hun?

 

[Lovethyneighbour]

This might explain ......

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[Nellyellie]

Did anyone see the insta story Jamie at no four posted of the chihuahua with eyebrows? Was 109% aimed at mario
Tried to upload a screen shot but it’s saying file too large!

 

[Greedy beggy]

Mario’s eyebrows journey .All his thousands of fans messaging him about his eyebrows and worrying about them , how do they sleep at night . I tossed and turned all night thinking about them .and I know along with the thousands I won’t be able to think of nothing else in the next few weeks .
This guy is on another planet and needs a reality check

 

[onlyhereforthetea]

@Dibdab @onlyhereforthetea @Sociallyawkward why have we not commented on this thread yet?

Because it's Derek we love not Mari-No

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

“Public figure” on his profile. What a twat.

 

[Abouttime]

Right I think we need to count how many days he doesn’t clean for
And then get a petition to change his name
I’ve never seen him clean

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

It’s genuinely good to know that the T-shirt he never has off is getting a wash.

He’s still a creep though.

 

[Bubu]

Is that who Jamie was married to before then? Must search marriage records for anyone named Jamie or Derek...

Yeah, I spent my afternoon looking at birth and marriage certificates and have come to that conclusion based on my findings. It’s the only explanation I can find as to why Jamie and mario have both been largely absent from stories this week. You heard it here first

 

[SpeakingTheTruth]

So his dental journey is just getting his teeth whitened. The way he was going on I thought he was getting a full set of veneers

So now he thinks since he mentioned the donuts from Asda it has made them put the price up

What fucking journey? To the chippy and back? This idiot needs to get a grip of himself. He brings nothing to Instagram! Absolutely nothing. Time he knew that!!

Wow he knows how to treat Derek. BOGOF

 

[BleachQueen]

I used to like him he made me laugh but now I literally roll my eyes when he starts the mother mario of Scotland pish He deserves nothing because he gives nothing. So what he gives a few shout outs spends the rest of his time stroking his own ego and going on about happy post. If one person can tell me one thing he does for others that doesn’t benefit him in some way I would be surprised. Instagram would be the exact same whether he was on it or not. He just wants to feel like a special little flower.

 

[Frankensooze]

Oh holu fuck .... that throw he has bought him sister with his own money

That *stonnin* throw, looks like Katie Price's old unbrushed hair extensions. His poor sister, imagine having to look pleased at that.

 

[BananaClub]

I've just googled semichem, as I've never heard of them. They're all in Scotland and Northern Ireland. So gerls, are they Harrods or poundland??? I can't get excited about this stage of Mario's journey until I know.

They are very much Poundland , I’m not being snotty or anything but iv never even set foot in one ...and the fact that they are willing to stock there products I never would shop in there now ..it’s full of tat !!!!!

 

[LucyH]

He’s also turn off his messages so you can only DM ..he called himself an influencer...yeah if you want a 90s haircut and horrific eyebrows ...Saint Mario

He wouldn’t know class if it jumped up n smacked a pair a brows on him

 

[Bubu]

His brows are bloody hilarious this time, the middle of them are dark brown but the ends are light brown from where he has no hair not a good advert at all for the lady that did them. He needs to go to twinks eyebrow place.

He got sent minkys to his eyebrow salon lmao. I bet the salon owner is loving it

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

Mario deleted the comment asking him to get over himself

Could have been Derek though....his PR.

 

[Mack84]

There is the bed change we knew was coming

 

[Giselle]

She was too poorly to attend Hannah’s extravagant wedding, I mean birthday party, but today she can go out babyfree with Jamie looking like a million dollars she recovered quickly!

There was no need for her to go to the party cos there was nothing in it for her .... she gets all her waxshites gifted for free anyway