Cleaning With Mario

[ChokingOnZofloraFumes]

Yes Mario it's totally okay to repost a half naked child because she's saying "hello ma lovelies"
Why do people not realise what they are posting online and who can see it???

 

[No Time for Bull]

My friends candle company has been selling Black Otchid scent for 3 years

He is a complete utter cunt

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Animal fat scented Battered Burger shaped wax melts from evahhh meeeee

 

[Bubu]

Wasn’t Mario only off Instagram for a few days? His story said more than a week, was it really that long. I wonder what was wrong for him to be awol.

For me it felt like a lifetime

 

[irishbelle Thnak]

She never said a word when she unwrapped the monstrosity

He has been reading here again as hes just clarified the hiuse wasnt dirty or in a state bit cleaning ia just what they do. Aye way to backpeddle you twat

Just seen that ... how do you go from saying house needs gutted to it wasn't that bad .... Mario you are a total gobshite

 

[kikirose]

Derek might be able to use it as it was free, but only if Mario is feeling generous that day and in the mood to let Derek have a treat

Poor Derek. If anyone's a saint, it's Derek. He has the patience of one.

 

[No Time for Bull]

He clearly thinks he looks hot with this pose

An excuse to ignore the rest.

Yeah only reply’s to the ones that will benefit him, the rest get a diamond and I bet my life that his colab with Ava May is a diamond shape wax melt in Armani diamonds

 

[Cunnyfunt1]

I noticed the sectarian song to , you can’t buy class ,not being rude but wtf was his old mum wearing it was like his haircut....horrific and out of date

It was the penny arcade that was playing it’s not a sectarian song.

Saint Mario is on preaching to his disciples again , how he is careful with who he works with . What does he mean work with ? Is he talking about all the freebies he gets and wants his flock to spend their hard earned cash buying , while he gets it free . Every one loves his wax melts , it’s changing peoples lives . Cows are being named after him
If Mario was made of chocolate , he would eat himself

I’m really confused about what journey he is on. He is constantly saying everyone has followed my journey on here?!! I think he just watches other account and copies what they say weather it makes sense or not. You have all followed my journey on my platform. That’s his other favourite word he is always going on about his platform he has. His platform where he had helped thousands of people because they have followed his journey. ?!! Ehh!?! He says he never watches his stories back he really should cause half the time what he says doesn’t make any sense.

 

[minskks]

I always think he is a washed up low rate entertainer ekeing out his living on a rusty old cruise ship in the back end of beyond. Or a Butlins red coat.

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

It's coz of his ex zee mah. But if he stopped scrubbing it and then chopping and changing and trying ALL the shit his Body Shop executive friend gifts him his skin would probably calm the fuck down!

 

[Madonna]

This might have already been said on here before, but I’ll bet £20 that with all the eyesight moaning and the impact it’s having on him interacting with the hundreds of thousands of DMs hes getting, Mario will announce in a few weeks time that he's been “gifted by the lovely people at Boots Opticians in Falkirk eye correction surgery to help him get back his twinkle. Plus they are offering 20% off their Boots Basic Frame range when you quote #MariosKeratoconusMafia”. The whole thing smells of a fishing expedition for a freebie

 

[SherlockHuns]

Totally agree - the cleaning thread needs cleaning... I can't follow what's going on half the time.

It's got as weird as Bobby norris' new beard over there

 

[irishbelle Thnak]

So are we all waiting with baited breath for the big avamay and mario reveal ... my best guess is Mario and dopey Derek have hired a stall "up the barras" to sell her wares

 

[Yellowcard]

He clearly thinks he looks hot with this pose



Yeah only reply’s to the ones that will benefit him, the rest get a diamond and I bet my life that his colab with Ava May is a diamond shape wax melt in Armani diamonds

A Mario diamond range. Oh dear lord.

He is as hot as an ice cube

He clearly thinks he looks hot with this pose



Yeah only reply’s to the ones that will benefit him, the rest get a diamond and I bet my life that his colab with Ava May is a diamond shape wax melt in Armani diamonds

What he looks like

 

[Bubu]

Used to like Mario of late he is coming across as bitchy and entitled.

Sending hugs Derek my poor wee boy

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

“I’ve storied this journey”.

What an actual clown, I can’t stop laughing!

 

[SchumiF1]

I've had to go look at the skiddy cant be unseen now maybe it was his eyebrows down the toilet cause they're certainly no on his face.

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

"I truly am lucky to have this sparkle..."

Seriously?

What the fanning fuck is this guy ON?

 

[SpeakingTheTruth]

Why is a 30 odd year old male telling people to follow an 11 year old girl? That’s just creepy and disgusting

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Probably got the shits again! What happens when you let your cat walk on your worktops

Rayn's slipping floor powder into his food