Fraudsquad
Member
He’s gonna secretly love the fact he now has his own thread! Definitely hit the jackpot now he’s tattle famous
- Notice
NotSherlockHuns
Well-known member
The tone of tattle has hit rock bottom these days. Skiddies, bum holes, pubes. Tut!
Rocketllama
Chatty Member
I’ve never seen a cat that hates someone so much 
Madonna
Member
Big sigh of relief... Stockholm Syndrome patient Derek has informed Mario that his hospital appointment has been postponed. Another couple of weeks until we get a full update on the keratoconus that might eventually mean Mario will become a brand rep for a braille version of fabreze #smallbusinesschampion
lime
Chatty Member
Surely if you're looking for a bed online you'd just see what's on the market, do your comparisons and reviews then pick one to buy why would you need to be messaging all the companies and awaiting a quick response? To ask if he can get it for free? Silly cunt. "You know I don't like when companies aren't quick to respond", Mario my lovely they probably saw you coming a mile off and ran as they don't want their products to be associated with a tacky chav.
nineteenninety3
Active member
It's appropriately Easter tomorrow because Mario's return to Instagram is akin to Jesus ressurecting from the cave. Rise, our Lord, rise and clean!
NotSherlockHuns
Well-known member
Went out 'for a meal' it was only fish and bloody chips!
He's been sick. It's a tough job bearing the burden of running a social media account solely for the benefit of his followers, healing people and all that. I daresay he's felt a little threatened this Easter. Bit of competition in the who-sacrificed-the-most-for-everyone-else stakes. Nothing a few #gifted scents and scrubbers can't fix though.
Eyeswideopen
Active member
He really needs to get over himself! Now Derek reads all his messages before him!? All the THOUSANDS of messages that he claims 
Been thinking what content he gives us, 70% of his stories are screenshots, 10% telling us we have nooo idea the lives he has changed and what him being on instagram is doing for others
10% showing us everything that’s been sent and how thousands of companies have sent him stuff but he is SO selective with who he works with, so the pound shop sending him a bottle of fabreeze to do a boomerang with must be up there with the best offers he has (or in reality the only ones, since he did accept some minky sponges from a follower 
) he is 5% doughnuts, chippy, body shop executive manager content and maybe the final 5% telling us he is going to work and won’t be on for a few hours, he really must think that highly of himself! Mixed in with telling us he has post but will show us in a few days 
I really don’t know what I’ve missed....he really is that boring!
Can’t quite unfollow him yet as he is someone I love to hate!
Been thinking what content he gives us, 70% of his stories are screenshots, 10% telling us we have nooo idea the lives he has changed and what him being on instagram is doing for others
10% showing us everything that’s been sent and how thousands of companies have sent him stuff but he is SO selective with who he works with, so the pound shop sending him a bottle of fabreeze to do a boomerang with must be up there with the best offers he has (or in reality the only ones, since he did accept some minky sponges from a follower ) he is 5% doughnuts, chippy, body shop executive manager content and maybe the final 5% telling us he is going to work and won’t be on for a few hours, he really must think that highly of himself! Mixed in with telling us he has post but will show us in a few days I really don’t know what I’ve missed....he really is that boring! Can’t quite unfollow him yet as he is someone I love to hate!
Butthatsnoneofmybusiness
VIP Member
“I had to actually sit and create my signature”
How did you cope Mario! Oh the hardship.
How did you cope Mario! Oh the hardship.
Exhausted Pigeon
VIP Member
If Derek is his security/pa now, the least he could do is let him use the fekkin Jo Malone hand-wash!
SpeakingTheTruth
Active member
Frankensooze
Chatty Member
I thought his new eyebrows were semi permanent? They're already as thread bare as his carpets.
Kikini Bamalam
VIP Member
I wonder if Mario gives a better chewy than Tulisa? 
Madonna
Member
If you had beautiful Wilko teddy bear bedding like his, you’d never wanna leave your bed too
Kikini Bamalam
VIP Member
I showed my husband Mario's stories tonight for the first time and I wish I could've videoed his response Don't know if you know Daft Limmy but Limmy's show is on Netflix and it just reminds me of Mario
Don't know if you know Daft Limmy but Limmy's show is on Netflix and it just reminds me of Mario