I hope he realises zoflora doesn’t actually cleanOh no! Mario can't clean. It's his burden to bear. The dirt will take over. A thousand plagues will befall us all. Pray for St Mario's return to save humanity.
Giving sermons to the unclean? Healing the sick? Collecting alms for himse-, sorry, the poor? I'm sure he'll fill us in on the details soon enough.A thread for good old mario that's just sheer beautiful! He's been quiet this week, obviously his talents have been needed elsewhere.
Poor cat.Derek has killed him. Chopped him up into rayn's food.
What Mario has gone through the past week has been much much worse than being in a coma for 6 months. It’s a fate I wouldn’t wish on anyone. He couldn’t show us his happy post or spray febreze everywhere. I don’t know how he got through it, brings a tear to my eye just thinking of what he’s been throughIf I didn't know any better, he'd have me convinced he's been in a coma for 6 months
He's going to rise from the dead tomorrowDerek has killed him. Chopped him up into rayn's food.
I fkn snort laughedHe's going to rise from the dead tomorrow
It's appropriately Easter tomorrow because Mario's return to Instagram is akin to Jesus ressurecting from the cave. Rise, our Lord, rise and clean!What Mario has gone through the past week has been much much worse than being in a coma for 6 months. It’s a fate I wouldn’t wish on anyone. He couldn’t show us his happy post or spray febreze everywhere. I don’t know how he got through it, brings a tear to my eye just thinking of what he’s been through [emoji22]
Has that lamb been sprayed in fabric softener? Gotta keep em fluffy!
I think I missed a trick by not putting rayn’s head on the lamb. FfsHas that lamb been sprayed in fabric softener? Gotta keep em fluffy!
Scrub it and restart?I think I missed a trick by not putting rayn’s head on the lamb. Ffs