Cleaning With Mario

[itsonlyme]

Mario is in the wrong. I'm not letting this go thanks

carry on til you get reported then, i already have, reported your comments, it makes the rest of us look bad, i cant think of any other tattlers that would join in with this disgusting behaviour, so you are on your own

 

[Whothatchick]

I can’t believe people are buying it - one girl has uploaded her screenshot showing she bought the candle, wax melt and reed diffuser - £50!!! Why anyone would spend that is beyond me it looks like pure tat

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

He’s completely got his following off the back of Hinch. What does he actually do?

He goes on a "juurrnnnneehhh" A teeth juurrnnnneehhh, a cleaning juurrnnnneehhh, an eyebrow juurrnnneehhh, a shit overpriced, smelling of shit candle juurrnnnneehhh, a having a stinking dump juurrnnnneehhh.
You name it and St Mario has been on that juurrnnnneehhh

 

[kikirose]

What's up with all these women who keep giving Mario shoutsouts every time he posts a stupid unfunny story?

OH MY GOD, MARIO GOT PEPPER SPILLED NEAR HIM. HAHAHA. MARIO SANG. GIVE HIM A FOLLOW. MARIO SNEEZED. YOU GUYS NEED TO WATCH HIM.

The parents who get their kids to say they love Mario for a shout out are the worst.

 

[Greedy beggy]

Just watched Hannah from Ava May talking about selling her products through Semi Chem and Mario is standing next to her clapping like a performing seal .

 

[Flozora]

I’ve been watching this tool for about the last 9 months of his ‘journey’. He was almost bearable, at first, amusing at times, even!. Then he got his new choppers, a few bits of mirrored tat from B&M, a boxful of wax melts and he thinks he’s a superstar influencer.

His latest (lengthy) story ‘it Ain’t no party until I walk in’. Really? Sweet mother of Jesus and the baby orphans - does he really take himself that seriously?!

And as for the brows? It looks like someone has come along with a bottle of HP sauce, dipped their finger in it and painted on his brows with the sauce!

 

[Frankensooze]

Derek has killed him. Chopped him up into rayn's food.

 

[Jambojambo]

he's apparently spent years perfecting doing his eyebrows

MARIO YOU'VE WASTED YOUR FUCKING TIME!!!

 

[Nellyellie]

I don’t understand how Ava May is allowed to rip of brand like Tom Ford!?

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Mario has a massive face but a tiny head, I cannot work out how that is possible. Maybe it's because his forehead is so big? I don't know and it doesn't change the fact he's a massive cunt.
I hope the people out and about tonight know that instagram royalty is amongst them. If they're lucky St Mario will perform some miracles for them, like turning a £4 shit candle in £30 merch

 

[sarcastic eyeballs]

When he said “she is just so generous and would do anything for anybody” and “no just somebody like me”
haha what like someone famous like you?? Egomaniac

Also he’s planning his wedding journey now, in case derek actually comes to his senses!

 

[SequinDress]

Not at all. How so? I gave every bit of detail surrounding this situation so at what point am I back tracking?

If you think someone replying to your daughter on social media makes them a weirdo then take your daughter off social media you fucking half wit!! You can’t just go around accusing folk of that shit! Fuck sake get a grip!

 

[Pearlpow]

Derek is 100% a victim of stockholm syndrome by Mario with no actual brain cells to escape. Mario needs to be careful putting him in charge of his outbox he may start emailing people in code to rescue him...

 

[Luna~k]

I just found out about tattle life yesterday (now obsessed) I’d never heard of Mario before but please no one judge Scottish people on him, I don’t know anyone that says “am awww aboot that”

Wonder if Debenhams know he’s involved with semi chem and promoting makeup I’m guessing they wouldn’t be too happy and I wonder if there is a clause in his work contract about it, in my terms of employment there’s a clause stating that I can’t get a second job without declaring it to my boss first and I’d say being a brand rep to all these companies is a second job.

Are we meant to feel sympathy for him for not having a proper holiday away from instagram? No ones got a gun to his head forcing him to do it

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

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Mario getting mobbed

I don't know what we've done to deserve St Mario, but I'm glad we did it. Looking at that picture has made my womb grow back & he has filled me with his holy seed. I shall birth the son of Mario. I fucking hope I don't have to ride on the back of a donkey though

 

[SherlockHuns]

Well there isn't much going on, as the poor lamb still has to work full time, it's tragic someone of his talents isn't getting paid to just be him

 

[Bubu]

Who is the 1 person that voted yes mario will get over himself are you OK hun, did your finger slip?

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

You're looking at *that* pic of Cliff's peen, aren't you.

It's my laptop, phone, tablet and bedroom wallpaper. Oh and I have it on my ceiling

There is the bed change we knew was coming

I bet his bed sheets are really crusty as well. He surely must wank himself to sleep thinking about how he is helping the little people and how sheer beautiful he is? Plus the scratty fuckers are always eating in bed, I bet seagulls circle his bedroom like the local tip

 

[Frankensooze]

I joked, but I'm seriously wondering if he didn't know Debenhams had gone into administration. Or maybe there was a tragic fleece fire, God knows his flat is like a chemical experiment.

 

[Nellyellie]

Too much butter on that toast [emoji52]


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Pure plastic margarine

New thread title: Mario is his own number 1 fan, but not too insta-famous for his deep fried spam!