Scrub it and restart?
Rayn is not impressed
Poor wee cat thought he was going to rest in peace.... then Saint Mario does his thingRayn is not impressed
For me it felt like a lifetimeWasn’t Mario only off Instagram for a few days? His story said more than a week, was it really that long. I wonder what was wrong for him to be awol.
He’s busy you know, he works and get thousands of messages he needs to answer but we have no idea what he has to deal with on a daily basisWasn’t Mario only off Instagram for a few days? His story said more than a week, was it really that long. I wonder what was wrong for him to be awol.
He’s also having a secret affair with Jamie in the storage unit so I’ve heardI think they fell out and Derek went to live in the storage unit. Has anyone seen him since? No thought not!
Is that who Jamie was married to before then? Must search marriage records for anyone named Jamie or Derek...He’s also having a secret affair with Jamie in the storage unit so I’ve heard
Yeah, I spent my afternoon looking at birth and marriage certificates and have come to that conclusion based on my findings. It’s the only explanation I can find as to why Jamie and mario have both been largely absent from stories this week. You heard it here firstIs that who Jamie was married to before then? Must search marriage records for anyone named Jamie or Derek...
He clearly thinks some top talent agent will sign him up because he’s so good at karaoke warblingHere's a song for Derek, warbles along to it, not looked once at Derek. He doesn't look like he's been ill, I demand a second opinion.
Derek married Mrs Hinch, who swapped jizz with twinkle, while swapping cocksnot with LLM &DazIs that who Jamie was married to before then? Must search marriage records for anyone named Jamie or Derek...
There's a record for a marriage for a Janey and a Derek in 1976, that's got to be it!!!
You’d be pissed off too if you had to lie next to mario singing simply the best while looking at himself on his phoneOK so Derek's in the bed with him but he looks pissed off, think they've definitely split up.
I hope he auditions for one of those talent shows so he can get a reality check on TVIt’s the facial expressions when he’s singinghe takes himself so seriously he really does think he’s got a good voice, knobhead
Poor Derek feel so sad for him. We need to free him and Henry hinchIf you watch his rendition of simply the best with the sound off, it looks like Derek trying to ignore the drunk on the night bus that's just sat next to him
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