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I dont think Mario needed to buy followers, they are just from Hinch and Ava May shout outs
I think he’s been buying a odd k here and there. The best was when he was about to hit 10k and made Del Boy pretend to steal his phone and beg for people to share his age then acted shocked (really badly) when he found out
I hope he realises zoflora doesn’t actually clean
A thread for good old mario that's just sheer beautiful! He's been quiet this week, obviously his talents have been needed elsewhere.
Derek has killed him. Chopped him up into rayn's food.
Giving sermons to the unclean? Healing the sick? Collecting alms for himse-, sorry, the poor? I'm sure he'll fill us in on the details soon enough.
Poor cat.
What Mario has gone through the past week has been much much worse than being in a coma for 6 months. It’s a fate I wouldn’t wish on anyone. He couldn’t show us his happy post or spray febreze everywhere. I don’t know how he got through it, brings a tear to my eye just thinking of what he’s been through
He's going to rise from the dead tomorrow
I fkn snort laughed
It looks like his disciples are out already. Posting his face on their stories. He has risen. All dance to St Mario.
It's appropriately Easter tomorrow because Mario's return to Instagram is akin to Jesus ressurecting from the cave. Rise, our Lord, rise and clean!
Has that lamb been sprayed in fabric softener? Gotta keep em fluffy!
I think I missed a trick by not putting rayn’s head on the lamb. Ffs
Scrub it and restart?
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