Cleaning With Mario

[kikirose]

What kind of utter knob would be starstruck by meeting Mario ffs? Get a bleeping life!

So star struck, they're scared to approach him. "Oh no", he says," come say hi", he says.
Yeah, after he ripped the checkout dude in the supermarket a new one? What's the expression: get tae duck, Mario.

 

[Bubu]

I cannay believe none of yous lovelies have commented on his chippy tea

 

[kikirose]

I cannay believe none of yous lovelies have commented on his chippy tea View attachment 13513

Oh, that's dinner? I thought it was some 50 shades of yellow compilation posing as art.

 

[Noseybonk]

I cannay believe none of yous lovelies have commented on his chippy tea View attachment 13513

Looks like a snail sitting top of chips (bottom pic)

 

[kikirose]

Looks like a snail sitting top of chips (bottom pic)

I can't unsee that.

 

It's no from me. Can't be doing dry old pickled onions!

 

[kikirose]

Mario should become a rep for Tena pads. Quite a few of his followers seem to have bladder control issues while watching his stories.

 

[nineteenninety3]

I cannay believe none of yous lovelies have commented on his chippy tea [emoji1785]View attachment 13513

Who puts a chippy on a plate? Heathen.

 

Mario should become a rep for Tena pads. Quite a few of his followers seem to have bladder control issues while watching his stories.

Perhaps they're mumsnetters who wake the baby and chuck a cup of tea rolling around on the floor laughing over nothing...

 

[Noseybonk]

I can't unsee that.

Sorry it is

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

I cannay believe none of yous lovelies have commented on his chippy tea View attachment 13513

Can't believe he classes something you get from a lay-by burger van as "... going out to dinner"

 

[Justcurious]

Pretty sure it would have been quicker to Google rather than typing out an essay...

 

[kikirose]

His powers have increased

 

“Now I’m causing divorces”

“Now...”

Suggests he’s caused many other important things in people’s lives.

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Soon St Mario will be the cause of many virgin conceptions, there will be wee baby Marios popping up everywhere. They will spread the love and #gift baby Mario shaped wax melts

 

[DirtyLaundry]

Those brows have faded. Oh Ma God.

 

[No Time for Bull]

He’s clearly been over the playing fields sunbathing too

 

[Boreoffmate]

Says he gets “hundreds” of messages a day but my friend has an insta home account and anytime she messages him he replies within seconds. I smell bullshit!

 

Says he gets “hundreds” of messages a day but my friend has an insta home account and anytime she messages him he replies within seconds. I smell bullshit!

An excuse to ignore the rest.

 

[No Time for Bull]

He clearly thinks he looks hot with this pose

An excuse to ignore the rest.

Yeah only reply’s to the ones that will benefit him, the rest get a diamond and I bet my life that his colab with Ava May is a diamond shape wax melt in Armani diamonds