Cleaning With Mario

[SequinDress]

I feel a bit like Derek is so thick that he doesn’t realise that Mario just manipulates him. Mario certainly has something about him, he’s completely overbearing and I don’t think that Derek would have the brains or the gumption to say no to Mario. It’s horrible to watch them together

 

[Nellyellie]

He gets on my tits so much. His sisters house- repeatedly calling it ‘property’

 

[SchumiF1]

Those brows have faded. Oh Ma God.

Looks like robbie rotten from Lazy town.

 

[Nellyellie]

 

[Greedy beggy]

Sorry but WTF was that lipsync video? I had to turn it off before I vomited

what’s he like , what a tit . How stupid does he look doing that lip sync .
Going on about Hannah from Avamay as if her life is hard , yes she works hard but so do lots of other people . Any further up Hannah’s arse and he will disappear

 

[kikirose]

A thread for good old mario that's just sheer beautiful! He's been quiet this week, obviously his talents have been needed elsewhere.

Giving sermons to the unclean? Healing the sick? Collecting alms for himse-, sorry, the poor? I'm sure he'll fill us in on the details soon enough.

 

[onlyhereforthetea]

The only person who should be liking mario is mario

Even Derek doesn't like Mario

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

Mario- in influencer terms you're fuck all. Just because you get gifted tat (which for the life of me I can't understand why anyone would gift you anything because you're an arrogant arse) it doesn't make you famous or special or important. And now the fact you can't even be bothered to get messages from the 10 people who actually like you or find you amusing just shows what a twat you really are. Your fans/followers are what keeps that free crap coming. Not you, or your revolting personality, or your ridiculous rants. It's your follower numbers, which compared to most influencers are low anyway. You're just another one who has proved that you think you're doing people a favour by being on instagram. You aren't. Mrs hinch got where she is by being nice to people and engaging, all you do is moan all the time. You've only got 50k because hinch shouted you out a few times, and she has a shit sense of humour too so probably did find you funny once.

Nail on the head with the Hinch shout outs. It’s the only reason he has that many followers.

 

[kikirose]

Oh no! Mario can't clean. It's his burden to bear. The dirt will take over. A thousand plagues will befall us all. Pray for St Mario's return to save humanity.

 

[BananaClub]

Now that he’s got his candle range sky’s the limit for him nowI’m baffled at why he has put public figure on his page...settle there petal...you have an insta page with X amount of followers and it is all for the freebies!!!

He’s also turn off his messages so you can only DM ..he called himself an influencer...yeah if you want a 90s haircut and horrific eyebrows ...Saint Mario

 

[ka1982]

I am actually really shocked at how much these accounts are blatantly in this for the gifts and freebies. He will probably snap them veneers within hours of them being in from clenching his teeth together for the camera. He’s a cleaning account, supposedly anyway. Is he trying to match his teeth to his living room? He’s done jack shite recently apart from whinge and moan about how IG is consuming him so much
Seriously, why can’t these companies actually help out people who deserve to be helped

 

[Eyespyyou]

 

[Cunnyfunt1]

This isn’t the place for this discussion all I want to say and I won’t comment again...who’s fans got ban by UEFA for singing sectarian songs .

This is just trying to get a dig a comment like this. The original comment was about the song Penny arcade which is not a sectarian song. I don’t really think trying to get a dig about being a rangers fan has anything to do with this thread. You are clearly a Celtic fan trying to get a dig in.

What is sectarian about it? It's a song about an amusement arcade that's been covered by all kinds of folk and country singers

The are many songs that football fans have changed the words to. That doesn’t mean that anyone who then listens to the original song is being sectarian.

Please, if your suggesting that all rangers fans are supporters of anyone who is against catholic’s and glorify murder then your obviously one of them from the other side. To suggest that Derek is singing a song because it’s about a murder is ridiculous. He’s too thick to realise what he says on a daily basis, never mind a song that’s been sung by fans for years! And Celtic fans are just as bad singing sectarian songs and hating rangers fans. Get a grip

These comments are clearly by Celtic fans trying to get a dig in. So going by these same rules does that mean that all Celtic fans support the ira as plenty of fans sing songs about the ira wave flags about them. And the way the Celtic fans behaved last night does that represent the way all fans behave?? It goes both ways it’s a small group of people who sign these songs and behave in this way. You can’t then mud sling and say every fan of that football team supports these things and things like the uda no one even ares it’s not the 80s. The song is not a sectarian song did anyone hear and alternate lyrics being sang to this song. No I don’t think so. I’m not a fan of there but to accuse them of being sectarian is just pure mud slinging.

 

[Yellowcard]

Oh no! Mario can't clean. It's his burden to bear. The dirt will take over. A thousand plagues will befall us all. Pray for St Mario's return to save humanity.

I hope he realises zoflora doesn’t actually clean

 

[minskks]

I saw yesterday on his stories he couldn't do a swipe up cos it would have shown his own address. Does that mean he believes when he does a swipe we can log in and view his own account. Is he really that completely thick?

 

[ADBlocker]

He should just change the name of his account to “its me, Mario” and be done with it. He doesn’t clean

 

[Divinechat]

No Mario you aren't hungry, you are thirsty....for attention View attachment 18421

Why the freak is he staring into the distance whilst taking a picture of.himself .?

 

[Mack84]

“The stuff I don’t tell you about”

You are never done telling us

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

Mario was mobbed by his adoring fans in work today and out after work, all desperate for a photograph with their idol.

I wish I had £1 for every time he used the word lovely/lovelies. I’d be minted!

 

[Frankensooze]

Someone saw him in work, and was star struck he says!