Cleaning With Mario

[CrapEars]

Derek's looking gorgeous with his new do though

I love Derek.
Wonder how he met Mario. They don’t seem to have any of the same interests.

 

[kikirose]

Mario should become a rep for Tena pads. Quite a few of his followers seem to have bladder control issues while watching his stories.

 

[kikirose]

off to fuckity with you Mario

 

[nineteenninety3]

I cannay believe none of yous lovelies have commented on his chippy tea [emoji1785]View attachment 13513

Who puts a chippy on a plate? Heathen.

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Everything is about Mario, he is literally on a juuurrrnehhh of showing the world what an absolute star he is and why we should worship him as supreme lord god almighty. I mean, we knew when he first shared his gift of singing along to Whitney Houston that a star was born...

 

[LucyH]

See when i grow up I want to do an instagram account...become “famous” and do birthday shout outscomplete bellend

 

[imaginedragon83]

Derek's been on a day sesh today while Mario stayed in with a sore throat. Bet he had to wear his savers aftershave.

Still prob smells better than Mario and his boojie shit

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

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It's no wonder he's always leaving those massive skiddies in his bog, so much beige...

 

[Duchesspink]

That song is sectarian - it’s a Loyalist/UDA favourite and that’s no secret. Glorifying the murder of a Catholic. HOWEVER, Mario and Derek are so thick, they’re blindly following a disgusting “football” team without even knowing the origins of half of it - they’re absolutely class-less the pair of them.

What is sectarian about it? It's a song about an amusement arcade that's been covered by all kinds of folk and country singers

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

Deep down I sometimes wonder if Mario’s stories are just a parody because I watch them and think no fucking way are you actually this deluded fella

 

[pearl jammer]

I know when I’ve got “the flu” my first thought is to head out to a restaurant . You have the cold, Mario, a plain old common cold.

 

[Nellyellie]

He goes through me when he says "insta reality right here" then shows his grubby pile of mess.. your whole gaff is "insta reality" you cock its not a 5 bed show home its a council estate flat, what on EARTH does he think his "insta" is? House goals?? Theres nothing aspirational about living in a cramped chavy space filled with mirrored shit and a cats litter tray on every corner..

THIS!!!

His sisters house
He buzzes about the en suite as if she’s the only fucker in Scotland with one!

He won’t get anything high value like a bed gifted because the scummy mummy job centre brigade that love him aren’t going to go and spend £300+ on a bed. They’ll do what his sister done and out a chest of drawers in finance from very

 

[aims24x]

As soon as my boyfriend hears “hello ma lovelies” from my phone I get “turn him off for fuck sake my ears can’t take it” ! I just showed him the ‘my singing’ story highlight we got 2 stories in before I had to turn it off! Poor derek in the back ground my bf would smack me with a pillow if I did that

 

[Pink4573]

Totally agree- they think they are all super stars! I’ve really gone off the whole Ava May Brand - I unfollowed her tonight when she posted a photo on her story like this is for the haters we know you’re watching- WTF concentrate on your own party and celebrating with your friends?!

Maybe I’m just a wee bit jealous that she’s getting everything #gifted!

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

And here it is the foot stool and throw .....

That throw is the ugliest damn thing I've ever seen. The stool is also as hideous as Mario's personality

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

My dislike for Mario is very strong. It seriously annoys me that someone can be so up their own arse like that.

 

[Isa-Bella]

I don't understand how his carpet got so dirty in the first place tbh. Not like they ever have any visitors.

Its coated in the powders they all seem to chuck on their carpets, not to mention febreezed and sprayed within an inch of its life

 

[NotSherlockHuns]

His sisters also 'been on a teeth journey but she had to pay for hers' why does everything he say make him sound like a twat?

Also Mario hun, if you stop shaving your eyebrows off saves drawing them back on in the first place.

 

[Wetmyplants]

Look at Derek's eyebrows, really nice. Mario's would be fine if he let them grow out and threwView attachment 35295 his brow kits out. His trousers though, so funny.

Mario is punching.

 

[Nellyellie]

His stories tonight are just unbearable. I feel like I’m going to go in on him but I just can’t help it

He’s gone through the gift bag from the party- which he’s going to keep on display. ITS A GIFT BAG!!
He’s going to use a bath bomb in his shower to freshen his feet up....
and finally he’s using a. Car air freshener in his bathroom... why not just regift the things you can’t use!

And if I hear the word ‘stunning’ one more time