I have literally got a sore stomach from laughing at this
I have literally got a sore stomach from laughing at thisThe threads we are going to have on here when this holiday happens are going to be on another level.
- The B&M suitcases with the ''hands off'' luggage tags and matching passport holders likely with his initials engraved cause he is so classy.
- The wetherspoons lethal aperol spritz before he boards the plane
- Flashing the shart card to get on the plane first because he's Deek's carer or maybe the other way around, who knows. Two braindead gimps.
- The picture of the clouds from the plane window, the little bottles of gin and a tub of mini pringles, taking selfies in their matching outfits
- Picture of the luggage carousel while waiting on their bags no doubt complaining about the flight even though it will have been a 2 hr journey but our Martin just can't travel, wee sickness bug and now has the sharts
- Moaning as soon as he gets to the hotel because the transfer bus took 3 hrs dropping people off and they were the last to get off the bus. Has heat stroke from the bus having no air con.
- 47823208 pictures at all different angles of the pool saying things like ''Never coming home'', ''I've had worse Mondays'', ''How's your day going?''
- Complaining he has the sharts from the all you can eat buffet
- Complaining he's burnt
- Does nothing all week other than lift to the floor with the food because he hates it
- Lying with the aircon full boot in the bedroom, curtains drawn and watching some spanish tv because he's not feeling well
- Can't wait to get home, misses his wee lassie
- Can't wait to get home as the heat just isn't for him
- Can't wait to get home from the British resort (full off chippies etc) because he can't handle the food but returns home to eat bland, beige chippy/wetherspoons/jam jar food and then will say ''well deserved'' or ''I so missed home food''
- Has a ton of cunt washings to do
- Posts pictures for the next year ''Take me back!''
- Q&A on the resort & that wee bespoke country Spain.
Cant wait hens, can't bloody wait
I was just coming on here to say, remember about 5 years ago when all the influencers were #gifted the marble ones with their initials. I bet he buys thoseProbably end up bringing just two of those big jumbo sports direct bags for life you get
But if they do have cases, you just know it will be one of those marble effect initial ones
I'm clearly a shit mum and thought i was doing banging just remembering their Ipads and travel plug haha.Have to admit I take an ext lead, saves having to take lots of adaptor plugs, mind you I have kids who want phones, iPads etc charging constantly.
As if the fat slag is demanding people read his wank, illiterate advice.Ignoring his advice. He can't even get the basics on English grammar right
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it’s got tae be bespoke fake Goooochi pool slides!! Or poor Deek will have tae cough up fur Boss/Hilfiger/ASOS ones on KlarnaI have literally got a sore stomach from laughing at thisDon’t forget the stories of his feet walking on the foreign pavements! Probably wearing some gaudy sliders pretending to be a designer label.
Never message this page again!!!!!!!!!!!Have to admit I take an ext lead, saves having to take lots of adaptor plugs, mind you I have kids who want phones, iPads etc charging constantly.
He's 'Whit'ney reincarnated and nae debates #gettaekenCan’t believe the illiteracy I have “whitnessed”..
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