Get yourself a hot chocolate,(have you got a station in your kitchen?)Ah'm hoping it's a bespoke announcement that he's writing his autobiography. He's been tae Sadie's and goat his diaries fae childhood doon fae the loft.
His book launch wull be in his local Premier Shop, canni wait tae see Hinch enjoying his Dairylea cheeseboard at it.
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Ah'm gonni huv another Marion nightmare the night noo!
sleep tight xxNo, ah spent ma petty cash money oan rubbish like buying a hoose. I wish ah hud discovered Marion sooner, ah cud be living the stashun highlife in a Beirut penthouse. #influencerGet yourself a hot chocolate,(have you got a station in your kitchen?)
Count sheep Madge and try not to think of him before you close your eyes
Marion doesn't have a Glasgow accent ma lovely, that's offensive to us real Glasweigans -he is from Ayrshire. Do not message this page again *no ma quote* Tonsa love MI actually use a lot of the same words but don't have a Glaswegian accent. I don't find anything on this thread offensive just funny. In fact it's the funniest thread I've read on Tattle! Obviously I don't normally write the way I speak because I'm not Marion!
Anyway, I've swerved far too far oot ma ain lane here. Tonnes love to you ma lovelie spine bright
! I should really ask him if he knows those very private people the McKnights! So aye.Youse need tae ask if he kens them, so he understauns your question and nae debates #gettaekenI work with a man that’s from the Shire who now lives in Glasgow. Sometimes he says things the way Marion does and I have to stifle laughter. Like boat….. he says “bowat”
Can't wait for this, this will be a laugh. Maybe it will be a reel with this new gifted sofa he is waiting on - taken from all angles in the matchbox living room. Or maybe he is doing a double spread for the Daily Record, treating us to his life memoir. I don't think I could read it hens, as I'm not braindead nor do I want to be. mwah mwah tonsa love on this new day of dawn, nae debates on my post so aye xxxxI once saw a post on Facebook, someone asking if anyone had watched a segment on This Morning the smorning!!! I still get a headache when I think about that
Get yersel' oan Scottish Twitter, or an Oor Wullie album ma lovelie
His one project will be a reel of his new sofa, the song will be you're still the one, the wee snippet that goes looks like we made it, look how far weve come ma babyyyyy. Slow Mo sweep across it, followed by a close up of a pillow being karate chopped and then a slow Mo spray of febreze over it.He really does think he is someone. Projects to do before Monday hahaha duck off fat boy
Youse jist want a shoat oaf his pink cannon
Ma lovelie never message this page again I'm affontit you think I'd let that near me, he can save that for over the bath wae deekYouse jist want a shoat oaf his pink cannon
He doesnae have a bath and the shower is fae bending the bin over.
Ah need tae get tae ken, wuz it his white stick 🦯 #kerrykatonasHe doesnae have a bath and the shower is fae bending the bin over.
I've just had a flashback. Anyone remember him filming cleaning his bathroom with the stick with the wee blue triangle at the end?
His wallpaper does look fire damaged. At what point in his B&M wallpaper journey did he look at that and decide it would suit pencil case.
Get yersel' oan Scottish Twitter, or an Oor Wullie album ma lovelie
Nae debates fae me ma lovelie
