Cleaning with Mario #97 A blue tick no longer signifies importance" ~ Instagram 2023

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Ffs, it's long LOST you stupid twat!.

Yeah your family means everything alright. So much so that you had to go and live in your Aunties box room. You're welcome
 
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Shall we take bets on when the chat about Christmas will start? I’m gonna go with the first bank holiday Monday in May.
 
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He’s only raging that on this beautiful day he can’t hang his washing outside.

I love how he shows the bed sit off like it’s 5 bed mansion.
 
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Absolutely winning at the influencer lifestyle when this is the only place tae store your size 5 trainers (fae the wee lassies section).

 
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My washing is on the line today...Oops, not yours though

 
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Shall we take bets on when the chat about Christmas will start? I’m gonna go with the first bank holiday Monday in May.
Wull it be too warum for him by then? Autumn leaves are fallllllling sign wull be oot oan the hoat chocolate stashun
 
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I'm confused, doesn't take much with Martin's daily ramblings. He doesn't wear SPF on his face as it leaves his skin too dewy but also too matt??? Make it make sense Martin.
 
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Beg beg beg please someone send me an SPF...and those malibu lipbalms have been around for years ya fanny.
 
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The inkeylist have brought out a new spf.
it’s all over tik tok and instagram.

must’ve no been on their pr list for that launch.
Wee hint maybe.
 
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Happy sunny Monday guys and gals from the fanny that dosna like the sun but canna wait far it to come oot.



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All these candles and diffusers dotted around the bedsit.

 
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Poor Mario. Does he not realise that nearly all face creams (the day ones anyway) come with SPF? It's not a separate product you thick twat. It's just a moisturiser.

Oh and I've just hung my cunt washings out on the line in my GARDEN today, exiting my house via a set of double doors. Smell that wealth bellend
 
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My mind is so overrun with Marioisms, it's getting me all confused. Read a job advert earlier that was asking for someone with "artistic flair". I instantly thought, "That's not very professional using slang like that in an advert"
 
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Beg beg beg please someone send me an SPF...and those malibu lipbalms have been around for years ya fanny.
Probably licks his lips while sitting at kitchen windae in the sun, pretending he's oan holiday and huving a lethal
 
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Is he begging for spf an indication that we are aboot to embark oan foreign holiday jurnee?
 
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