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I'm confused, doesn't take much with Martin's daily ramblings. He doesn't wear SPF on his face as it leaves his skin too dewy but also too matt??? Make it make sense Martin.
Poor Mario. Does he not realise that nearly all face creams (the day ones anyway) come with SPF? It's not a separate product you thick twat. It's just a moisturiser.
Oh and I've just hung my cunt washings out on the line in my GARDEN today, exiting my house via a set of double doors. Smell that wealth bellend
My mind is so overrun with Marioisms, it's getting me all confused. Read a job advert earlier that was asking for someone with "artistic flair". I instantly thought, "That's not very professional using slang like that in an advert"
Is he begging for spf an indication that we are aboot to embark oan foreign holiday jurnee?
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