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Which book would that be then Martin? The saying is actually ‘could sing the telephone directory/book’ (depending on how posh you are ) He gets it wrong EVERY FUCKING TIME. How can one person be so fucking thick?
This wud be Marion if he went, acting aw billy big bawz wi his lassies.
Marion is quite right though, canni take it way ye, but youse cud move tae a better house, rather than huving bulgy shelves full of tat.
Those troosers o his look like like they’re straining at the seams, they’re nae meant to be that right Marion, let that mushroom boaby breathe. Can we also talk about his bow legs, has he got Rickets or something? His legs are really deformed.
She made a bespoke turd one just for our Marion
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On his 3rd pair of NB’s …why have I only ever seen him in his sainsburys specials if you know you know.
Those troosers o his look like like they’re straining at the seams, they’re nae meant to be that right Marion, let that mushroom boaby breathe. Can we also talk about his bow legs, has he got Rickets or something? His legs are really deformed.
Lmao, what a fucking loser. I’ve just opened a bottle of rose, soaking up the sun out the back door. Get it up ye Martin, and get it right up ye Deek View attachment 2086468
Enjoy your drinks ma luvlies, I’m up at half 4 tomorrow for ma actual joab that’s no a twenty minute shift. I bet the wee losers prolly in bed before me, so aye. Factual
Lmao, what a fucking loser. I’ve just opened a bottle of rose, soaking up the sun out the back door. Get it up ye Martin, and get it right up ye Deek View attachment 2086468
Madge, you’re deleted and blocked for even mentioning Marion’s thrushy boaby head t me. You’ve put me right aff ma criss and joose that I’ve got laid oot on ma tapas table for later while watching his Q&A.
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