Cleaning with Mario #96 Marion's had a right mare, letting Nathan Todd cut his hair #heyyouguys

[TheFabFader]

I’m beginning to wonder if his cooker has been repossessed is broken? I haven’t seen a home cooked (if that’s what you call the over-salted slop he serves) for a week. Either that or there’s been another cost of living payout and the benefit scroungers are quids in. (Factual)

 

[mammaof3]

Blimey, he must be coining it in with the benefits if he can afford white fillings,

Chinese for lunch.

 

[NigellaBites]

I’m on a white fillings journeeeeee mysel huns (smell the wealth) and it’s £230 minimum per tooth

 

[Anti-influencer]

Seriously he goes oot fur Chinese cuisine n orders the curry. Least exciting hing oan the menu and ironically the wan item that will stain his new white fillings, extremely fanny behaviour

 

[SuzyE]

Blimey, he must be coining it in with the benefits if he can afford white fillings,

Chinese for lunch.

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I've just realised he looks cockeyed in that selfie
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Ffs, pack it in you pair of fannies. Doing a selfie in public of dopey Derek's lashes. Give me strength with these two tossers

Is that a fleck of dandruff in his brow as well

 

[Icantwiththesepeople]

Jesus, could that image be any more heavily filtered?? How is he not embarrassed to be a grown man acting like a horny teenager?

 

[laynelo_]

When’s the weight loss journee gawny start for this fat bleep? I like watching my 600lb life when am bored anyway, maybe she’ll be asked fae apply for a UK version soon

 

[DollyTheLamb]

I've just realised he looks cockeyed in that selfie
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Ffs, pack it in you pair of fannies. Doing a selfie in public of dopey Derek's lashes. Give me strength with these two tossers

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Beautiful lashes and Teef like green tombstones

 

[Sloppys]

Do we think he’s trying to get Deek on the gram and be like a couples account? howling.

 

[Skyflier6727]

I've just realised he looks cockeyed in that selfie
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Ffs, pack it in you pair of fannies. Doing a selfie in public of dopey Derek's lashes. Give me strength with these two tossers

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Beautiful lashes and duck all going on behind them

 

[Freefalling]

Beautiful lashes and duck all going on behind them

Imagine the conversations in the pencil case? No wonder Marion is in charge of the Petty Cash I'm not sure Deed Deek can count. I've never in my life seen someone as vacant behind the eyes

 

[Pepsi]

Oh dearie me

 

[mammaof3]

Wonder if the benefit cheat got the pud far only a £1 mare.

Then a Costa ffs.

 

[SuzyE]

Oh dearie me
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Awwww, I'm crying a river here....With laughing so feckin hard!

 

[mammaof3]

Since Friday he has spent around £80 ish on food.

 

[Very Cherry]

Oh dearie me
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I hope he’s got some petty cash left to buy some new bots.

 

[ChokingOnZofloraFumes]

He spent £80 on the White Company stuff - is he spending wee deeks birthday money?

 

[Very Cherry]

Since Friday he has spent around £80 ish on food.

And that won’t be counting his steak that his ‘clients’ treatit him to.

 

[iris8]

How is he a brand rep for Hannah?
He must not bring in that much business to Hannah nor make that much himself from her to be exclusive to her brand.

 

[Peachyunique]

Wee Deek tallying up the Klarna debt while baby gurl Ryan takes a piss on the breeze-block Dairylea tapas table