Cleaning with Mario #96 Marion's had a right mare, letting Nathan Todd cut his hair #heyyouguys

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Lorna's goat a lot tae answer fur, if youse kin pee in a wine decanter ah'm gonni joabby in Lorna's kettle and nae debates.
Bespokely deceased, nae debates snakes aw over this app, so aye and so forth
 
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I’m convinced he wrote that message to himself because I have never encountered anyone else that refers to Instagram as “this app” - it’s such an odd turn of phrase no?
I work in the NHS & a lot of folk are leaving because quite frankly we are totally burnt out and you can earn not much less working in Aldi for far less stress not because we’ve been influenced by saint mario.
 
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Lorna's goat a lot tae answer fur, if youse kin pee in a wine decanter ah'm gonni joabby in Lorna's kettle and nae debates.
Awww hen, her kettle better no be the singing kettle, ma childhood flashed afor ma eyes. Pure affronted and nae debates
 
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Let's see how much he bangs on about going to more shows, but we know it won't happen.....Unless someone buys his tickets!

 
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Wonder if they're staying at the Waldorf Astoria, what I wouldn't give to see those two rocking up there for the night

Reality is, they're prob on the bus back to Beruit
 
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If Marion had pals he got could had day out or night away in Edinburgh with them but he has to drag Deed Deek because he's nae pals, Deed Deek misses watching the bears to be carer to Marion.
Mr Isa would straight up tell me no but I know better than to even ask that of him, it's just always been his thing, mop kickin to solicitors MonDay with Mr Isa need a divorce and NEED get masel a carer like Deed Deek and live ma best life.
Soo ayye hAppy Saterday lovelies fuck it needed, treatit masel speak soon! ISA
 
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Imagine being a nearly 40 year old man whose sister has had to book him a matinee performance so he can make the bus back home. Nae words hens.
 
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Mario, you have no taste in real fragrances to call Dior perfumes rotten. You need educated, because all you know is your mate Hannah’s overpriced horrible brand. Give your spikey head a shake you ignorant freak.

 
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If youre on annual leave and have nothing to rush back for why would you not go have a nice dinner and some drinks with your significant other? What a sad little life Jane
 
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Mario, you have no taste in real fragrances to call Dior perfumes rotten. You need educated, because all you know is your mate Hannah’s overpriced horrible brand. Give your spikey head a shake you ignorant freak.

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WTF with the grammar and spelling, does ma heid in, factual
 
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Aw fuck he’ll think he’s some theatre goer noo it’ll be lit that still game episode where jack and victor try pretend they’re toffs. Rid neck for the two a them.
 
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WTF with the grammar and spelling, does ma heid in, factual
He must have seen how we always comment on it here, so you'd think he would double check his spelling before posting?!. But then this is an imbecile we're talking about
 
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Aw fuck he’ll think he’s some theatre goer noo it’ll be lit that still game episode where jack and victor try pretend they’re toffs. Rid neck for the two a them.
I'd love Jack and Victor's take on Maz and Deek
 
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Looks like Deeks Dad there. Maybe they have a father/son relationship. How old is Deek, he looks about 16 there and Marion looks about 55
 
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No fucking way they’ve came home get your brother to feed the cat you sad cunt and get a hotel room!!
 
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