Where is the fat slag?
Mazda dinnae make me go find that Missing Person poster of you ma lovely.
Mazda dinnae make me go find that Missing Person poster of you ma lovely.
I did once refer to him as a wee ride as did a few of us until his sectarian roots were discoveredI do, they used to call Deek 'a wee ride' hope someone remembers their name, that's gonna bug me
I’m going inThe funniest post on here is Mario's CV by @laynelo_
I still laugh like a hyena when I read it.
Cleaning with Mario #58 Mario isn’t poor, he’s caked in orange Dior
Ma lovelies I think mazda has found wee deeks stash of wacky backy and had the whole lot in wan go. I think da sign was aw da smoke from da rollie. Used it as “herbs” on his famous boiled bolognesetattle.life
I don’t think it was. This was a couple of years ago but that name doesn’t ring a bell.Lmao me tothe CV absolutely sends me. “Skills - Klarna!”
If I’m ever feeling down I’ll scroll back some Mario threads to firmly clutch ma beak and so forth
It wasnae me who fancied a piece of wee Deek, he’s jist no for me. Am nae intae 5ft men who wear chavvy wee tracksuits, have gingivitis and smoke whatever he smokes. He’s just no for me ma lovelie. I’ll stick we ma Mr Cherry.Think it wiz that very cherry
Found one of his many fans, think @Skyflier6727 wants wee Deek tae join the mile high club and nae debates.
Cleaning with Mario #65 Using so much Febreze he’s making the other residents of Paisley Towers wheeze#AD
Was minding ma own business in Tesco doing the weekly shop when higher love came on. Well ma lovelies, it was all I could do to stop maself abandoning ma trolly and mop kicking ma way down the cleaning aisle 😂tattle.life
Noo youse aw want Deek tae bend youse ower the big orange walk drumI did once refer to him as a wee ride as did a few of us until his sectarian roots were discovered
I absolutely refuse to believe they've ever had sexNoo youse aw want Deek tae bend youse ower the big orange walk drumand stick his flute ... right Madge that's plenty
At least we ken with a bespoke tiny postage stamp of a bathroom that Deek isn't bending fatty over the bath....I absolutely refuse to believe they've ever had sexthey are companions. There is absolutely no way they're getting down and dirty, absolutely no way. The dry hump is as far as it's ever gone
I don't ken whit pants tae put oan in the morning, Marion please come backWhere's the fat bastard then? How am I supposed to cope without being inspired by his food choices
Watch his cooking on his highlightsWhere's the fat bastard then? How am I supposed to cope without being inspired by his food choices
Madge ma lovelie, get yersel some knickers like Rebecca Lamb and you winnae hiv t worry about what day o the week it is. IYDNGTK.
Exactly that... I have no idea what day it is.
I'm sorry ma lovelie its not ma joab to know his bespoke calender but we know what Marion's is like it could be tomorrow or Christmas before he reveals allDo we know when it's arriving? Seems ages ago he said about it
I can't watch his highlights, cunt's blocked me! Not that I wanna make myself feel sick anywaysWatch his cooking on his highlights
Madge ma lovelie, get yersel some knickers like Rebecca Lamb and you winnae hiv t worry about what day o the week it is. IYDNGTK.
Do it!Ahm tempted tae release wee Deeks CV noo…
She'd need an epidural just for the conception. Can you imagine? Bent over the bath with wee Deeks baubles slapping against her fat ass. Thats quite enough.Maybes she's in labour.
"So there's a wee secret we've been keeping fae you'se awwww"...
Slow mo camera pans round tae a wee moses basket in the high footfall area.
Was it @MrAndMr ? He used tae make me fair pish maselI do, they used to call Deek 'a wee ride' hope someone remembers their name, that's gonna bug me
Naw hen enough, get to ur bed the nooShe'd need an epidural just for the conception. Can you imagine? Bent over the bath with wee Deeks baubles slapping against her fat ass. Thats quite enough.
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