Deeks pull up pants!
Deeks pull up pants!Well hello ma lovelies, how are youse aw? I think Marion's plans this weekend is a meal with family, for mother's day. Maybe wee Sadie can wear her bespoke, £5 hooker heels. Maybe camel hoof will get her whales vagina oot for a wee pic. So aye. I'm crabbit, my boilers broke and it's all Marion's fault. This illness will do him a bit of good, she should lose a couple of lbs off her 300lb self.
Had 6 pages to catch up on, I'm pretty sure it was wee peachywho requested this and so forth.
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I think Marion should have had the wee pull up knickers on, after all it’s him that has the shart card. 🩲Deeks pull up pants!
I can see Marion getting her fat legs tangled up in her giant knickers and collapsing in a sharty heap. Spine bright hen!!I think Marion should have had the wee pull up knickers on, after all it’s him that has the shart card. 🩲
The plumber is a lazy bastard hen, he's forgot to order a part twice, I'm aboot to mop kick the cow. It's been a shitty week, my daughter has been driving me around like a Mcgills driver, she clearly has kerry katonas, she crashed intae my parked car after being on the road all of 2 weeks. She's had to cough up some petty cash for the damage, thought it may get her to learn, but I'm feart, as we've nearly mown down a few wee pedestrians and clipped a few curbs this week. She's swerving oot of her ain laine and that's factual. I'm fhine, utterly fhine, capeesh? We move.BrilliantHope you get the boiler up and running soon hen
At least she's learned tae drive before buying a wee air freshener for a car she disnae own.The plumber is a lazy bastard hen, he's forgot to order a part twice, I'm aboot to mop kick the cow. It's been a shitty week, my daughter has been driving me around like a Mcgills driver, she clearly has kerry katonas, she crashed intae my parked car after being on the road all of 2 weeks. She's had to cough up some petty cash for the damage, thought it may get her to learn, but I'm feart, as we've nearly mown down a few wee pedestrians and clipped a few curbs this week. She's swerving oot of her ain laine and that's factual. I'm fhine, utterly fhine, capeesh? We move.
Oh wow. What a week you're having hen. Get yourself one of theseThe plumber is a lazy bastard hen, he's forgot to order a part twice, I'm aboot to mop kick the cow. It's been a shitty week, my daughter has been driving me around like a Mcgills driver, she clearly has kerry katonas, she crashed intae my parked car after being on the road all of 2 weeks. She's had to cough up some petty cash for the damage, thought it may get her to learn, but I'm feart, as we've nearly mown down a few wee pedestrians and clipped a few curbs this week. She's swerving oot of her ain laine and that's factual. I'm fhine, utterly fhine, capeesh? We move.
What the feck is going on with his hair!
Looks like he’s gelled his hair and then went oot in a hurricane. I swear his hooterWhat the feck is going on with his hair!That foreheed is getting higher each week
Ave fixed that fur u hen so aye tonsa love“He’s never heard nor seen of it” - I,Domboiix rejectDaisy Uncle. 2023
An actual fivehead.What the feck is going on with his hair!That foreheed is getting higher each week
Change the loaks and get them telt! Treat yersel' tae a Castlevecchi hame delivery, wi any luck his son wull be daeing hame delivery #paolotherideThe plumber is a lazy bastard hen, he's forgot to order a part twice, I'm aboot to mop kick the cow. It's been a shitty week, my daughter has been driving me around like a Mcgills driver, she clearly has kerry katonas, she crashed intae my parked car after being on the road all of 2 weeks. She's had to cough up some petty cash for the damage, thought it may get her to learn, but I'm feart, as we've nearly mown down a few wee pedestrians and clipped a few curbs this week. She's swerving oot of her ain laine and that's factual. I'm fhine, utterly fhine, capeesh? We move.
Sign of bespoke Botox ma lovelie, a tefal heid.What the feck is going on with his hair!That foreheed is getting higher each week
Tombstone teef
Is that a quote aboot Marion's boabby ma lovelie“He’s never heard nor seen of it” - I, Daisy Uncle. 2023
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