Cleaning with Mario #95 I, Daisy Uncle can never compete with Domboii666

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What a toxic, vile, excuse for a man!!!!!!
We’ve definitely rattled her ma lovlies she’s spitting Venom!!!!!
Marion: AMM NO BOTHERED!! AM FINE!!
Also Marion: Posts aboot 50+ stories aboot trolls.

But aye, he’s absalooooootley fine ma luvlies.
 
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Fess up ma lovelies who was spu-ing up their dinner in fear of mario and his 50 dots a doom about shite he's never talkin about again for the 20th time
 
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Marion: AMM NO BOTHERED!! AM FINE!!
Also Marion: Posts aboot 50+ stories aboot trolls.

But aye, he’s absalooooootley fine ma luvlies.
Mair faces than the toon clock oor Marion. Goes oan aboot trolls but chants Nathan Todd fae the rooftoaps, even though he's Marion's biggest troll gieing him that haircut #soaye
 
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Noo his pal glamis is posting this eejit lorna they really dae look to each other for content it’ll be sammi or wan o the coos next
 
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Also Marion (and other obvious idiots that follow her ego-inflating advice), Lorna is not a therapist. In fact, she holds no qualifications or degrees necessary to become a therapist or mental health professional. She’s only qualified as a NLP (an approach to changing behaviour and develop personal development) practitioner:


(all her previous work experiences are all managerial roles)

Paper work for the company “Mind Positive” only lists her as a “Professional Coach”:



What’s more, is NLP is not supposed to be used in place of actual therapy:



And, it’s basically horsehit:





But aye, Marion, you’ve been scammed by a fraudster so Ha-Ha. You only like her because she tells you what you WANT to hear not what you NEED to hear. This woman is making money out of borderline narcissists and to put bluntly, worst cunts, who think they’re improving themselves but in reality they’re just doubling down into their toxic ways.

Edit - This info took me about 10 minutes to find. This is why screening online “coaches” for anything is so important, the majority of the time, they are talking oot their arses.
 
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Screaming that he found his “therapist” on that vile app TickTick
 
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So his recent “success” is nothing to do with the book “The Secret” then, it’s that he’s been paying that life coach wummin to blow smoke up his arse and inflate his ego
 
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I’m so crabbit the day hens but AM ABZALOOTLEY FINE and we move.

Just twigged “spu” means spew What a fanny. That’s given me a laugh.
 
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No doubt she will be telling them what they want tae hear instead of telling them the truth.

Mazda, here's some free advice.
The problem is you.
When you're constantly sharing your personal life on that app, people can and will have opinions.
You're a nasty, bitter jealous person who can't be bothered tae work full time.
You get round this by wearing a bespoke shart card, having an atrocious diet and scamming benefits.
Next time you walk past the mirror in the high footfall area, instead of waving, stop and have a good long look at yourself.
Tons blessings
 
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We definitely ruffled her hedgehog spikes ma lovelies I think she might have another pepper spillage at ASDA meltdown
 
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Fess up ma lovelies who was spu-ing up their dinner in fear of mario and his 50 dots a doom about shite he's never talkin about again for the 20th time
Stifling a yawn at the thought of even looking at those many dots but spu (sic, Marionspeak for spew but he can't spell) no. I enjoyed my dinner it was lush.
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HahaHA. Anyone wanting to give oor Maz linguistics coaching has their work cut out. Factual. You're being ripped off Mazzie
 
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Hello ma lovlies... long time no speak... ive been aff this app, living ma life and away on holiday (Mario doesn't know what a holiday is).... anyway, what a lovely barrel of laughs he has given me today. WHAT in the name of Mondays is going on with his bog brush hair? And those dots of doom. Who is he trying to convince that he is absolutely fine? He doesn't look on this app or let things get ta him anymore, yet the last 24-48 hours if his stories has been all about trolls and bullies... what a whopper... have I missed anything else over the last few weeks hens?

Edited to add.... he loves the polyester
 
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I fucking hate this narrative that if you watch a story without following, you MUST be a troll. Maybe they’re just checking your content out before following - talk about cutting your nose off to spite your face…
Completely agree. I sometimes click on a reel someone I do follow has posted and will then have a nosy. For someone who now knows he is awesome and not bothered by trolls he’s fair rattled by tattle isn’t he?
 
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Make sure you read this, Mario and say a silent thank you to our @laynelo_ for showing you the truth.

You've got "Sucker" stamped on your forehead mate. Go back and crawl under the rock you came from and refrain from social media for a bit, because that last post is making you sound like you're cracking up and the world and his wife is seeing it
 
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