Cleaning with Mario #95 I, Daisy Uncle can never compete with Domboii666

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Aye, it's made us Tattlers beam tae hen


Ah thought Greedychops wuz aff the drink, sounds pished here
 
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Is the stupid fooker stopped spending his benefit money on vases then he would be richer.

The vase or vaze as he calls it - the one influenced by the Welsh greedy one.

 
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Marion's had a right mare, letting Nathan Todd cut his hair #heyyouguys
 
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Nathan, like the rest of us, disnae know where the neck ends and the hairline starts. Factual. And extremely guess work.
 
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All his outfits look like they come from a Damart catalogue for middle aged women called Wendy, who drink at a social club and like bingo.

Surely the addition of even more man made fibres makes his hoose an even bigger fire hazard?!
 
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Hahahaha that hair

Daft cunt deserves a stint in Bar-L for crimes against fashion. He’d get a better haircut in there tae. #factual
 
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Mange
 
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There’s me stuck on a plane from Lanzarote fae 4 hoors and this cunt has the audacity tae get a haircut! Away tae catch up in the cab hame ma lovelies
 
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All his outfits look like they come from a Damart catalogue for middle aged women called Wendy, who drink at a social club and like bingo.

Surely the addition of even more man made fibres makes his hoose an even bigger fire hazard?!
Aye. And that stripey shirt he's just bought puts me in mind of what an old lady would wear!
 
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“Beautiful material - I think you call it polyester”. I just can’t!! I’m deed
 
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I’m pissing masel at youse lot! This Sunday is wan a this threads greatest moments, up there way Grinch geeing him the biggest snub er Christmas! Factual. I canny get er the scarecut… the nae self awareness… the flat back a the heed cos wee sadie couldny bring hersel tae lift the ugly fucker as a wean!!

 
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Keeping a hoodie for the better weather. He’s a parody account ma lovelies I’m fully convinced so aye!
 
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There’s me stuck on a plane from Lanzarote fae 4 hoors and this cunt has the audacity tae get a haircut! Away tae catch up in the cab hame ma lovelies
At least you didnae go fur wan day and get wee Deek tae fly oot tae escort youse hame
 
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