Cleaning with Mario #94 “Shine maself apon others” - Mario, 2023

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Paul Black done a funny wee story about Morton’s rolls today ……. Copycat Maz posting a screenshot of the daily record online…. As if he just came across it, coincidentally. As for Iron bru, iron? What a dunce.
 
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Oh hi Isa doll, always been ma favourite tattler and nae debates.

Congrats oan being a VIP, get yersel'tae jamjars and I will treat youse tae a microwave dinner #treatit #deserved #delish
Cheers Madge doll, I feel honoured been 2 days since I was last treatit Madge #welldeserved I've came oot that M&S got masel some bits for dinner. Sprine bright tons blessings Madge
 
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Loves Yankee Candles but hates them.

Spends his weekend posting old songs Yessss take me baccckkk but never actually goes out.

Doesn't understand people having Sunday lunch at lunchtime but makes his dinner at 11am and if he goes out eats it at 4pm.

Wants to leave Scotland because a roll company has gone bust, like @menopausalmargrit says where else does he think he's gonna find them?

The jokes gonna be on us when he finally comes out as a parody account.
 
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Late again, Mario with yesterday's news

Go and do us all a favour and get yourself a one way ticket booked

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Aye Scotlands got the lowest life expectancy in the UK and some of the largest drug deaths in Europe but fat Mazda no being able to have his rolls has sent him er the edge tae leave…. I might have tae renounce my scottish heritage given the fact I don’t find morton rolls different fae any other brand so am no bothered I wonder how ooor wee fat flag will have her roll and square sausage noo? Will she have tae put it in breed like a heathen?
 
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I'd have to fight for a tomato Maybe I could get a takeaway as I've no had one for a while #fuckit I won't be serving it up and eating it in bed, that's a step too far.
Well youse will never get a blue tick wi that attitude. #nomajoab
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Too far @laynelo_ and nae debates. Ah'm also grieving the Morton's roll, so crispy they caused yer mooth tae bleed. Don't ever message this page again! Ah'm affronted fur youse ma lovelie
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Late again, Mario with yesterday's news

Go and do us all a favour and get yourself a one way ticket booked

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Mebbes the oanly newspaper he reads is the wan his fish supper is wrapped in.
 
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He just doesnt grasp the whole Sunday lunch thing does he? I mean it’s been a tradition in my scottish house since I was a bairn to have my Sunday dinner at lunch time it’s was bloody braw the day tae!!! Had gravy running doon na chin, then I washed it doon wi a can of full fat IRN BRU!!!!! Fud!
 
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Right doll, get back in your ain laine, I'm sorry but you took that Morton's rolls comment to far anytime I'm back in Glasgow, I'm straight to the shop for 6 dozen rolls to take home, nothing beats a well fired roll n sausage. Up here we have the worst rolls you've ever eaten or butteries
 
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Having her spaghetti bolognaise oan her knee oan the concrete slab.

Best
Weekend
Ever
 
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Chanting youse fae the rooftoaps hen, ah'll haud yer jaiket while youse batter @laynelo_
 
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Up here we have the worst rolls you've ever eaten or butteries
Oi there’s nothing wrong with a buttery! It doesn’t serve the same purpose as a roll tho. Get yer passport and get yersel to some water by the beach. Then get some class.
Your passions are no ma passions. Tons blessings.
 
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IRON Bru why does this fat whoore always get everything so wrong.
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Oi there’s nothing wrong with a buttery! It doesn’t serve the same purpose as a roll tho. Get yer passport and get yersel to some water by the beach. Then get some class.
Your passions are no ma passions. Tons blessings.
Aww a lived off butteries when a was pregnant with ma first born taaaaake me baaaaack.
 
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He is beyond unlikable. All those followers he has must be hate watching. He is so rude and slags off and offends people in every post!
 
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Ahm sorry ma luvlies I prefer a soft roll, crispy wans dae ma nut in and get everywhere… all blow ma wax melts oot before a get ma new balance trainers tae head oot the close door
 
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IRON Bru why does this fat whoore always get everything so wrong.
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Aww a lived off butteries when a was pregnant with ma first born taaaaake me baaaaack.
Joe ma lovelie, I can easily send you a gifted parcel full o butteries, I’m in Aberdeenshire. Don’t blame me when you end up a fat bitch like oor Marion tho.
 
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Ahm sorry ma luvlies I prefer a soft roll, crispy wans dae ma nut in and get everywhere… all blow ma wax melts oot before a get ma new balance trainers tae head oot the close door
Mebbes they crumbs ur wit attracted the wee Robin tae chap Marion's door
 
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Eats complete shite, shuffles tae B&M and listens tae the secret on audio!
Also known as eating well, good exercise out and reading his books.
Get a fucking life you complete moron.
 
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