It's the chicken basket I think hen.
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Is it the boneless chicken?
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Hold on one bleeping minute. Is his name GENUINELY Martin (no Mario) or are you having us on/it’s an inside joke?!
Looks like the chicken breast bits basket
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Apparently it is actually Mario.
Gads 
Those “chicken strips” genuinely look like they’ve been rolled aboot the floors of the communal area of Beirut Towers before they’ve been put on his plate. I bet there’s bits of chewed up ear just out of shot.
Those “chicken strips” genuinely look like they’ve been rolled aboot the floors of the communal area of Beirut Towers before they’ve been put on his plate. I bet there’s bits of chewed up ear just out of shot.
Why is he going like living music is something unique to his family ?
Everyone loves music in some form or another you bleeping twit ! It’s apart of life.
“ nae ma family are
Musicians” - didn’t think they were Marion , didn’t think they were
Everyone loves music in some form or another you bleeping twit ! It’s apart of life.
“ nae ma family are
Musicians” - didn’t think they were Marion , didn’t think they were
D'AsgostinGads
and yet he will never, ever make the connection between eating this shite and his IBS
Neither did Wetherspoons !They do mechanically reclaimed burgers + sausages, full of lips and ass
Never naps? He's a liar.
Showing off his book collection
Showing off his book collection
Comes to something when your 12 year old sends you a message, saying she took this screenshot a few days of hello ma lovelie
Comes to something when your 12 year old sends you a message, saying she took this screenshot a few days of hello ma lovelie
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Oh my.
He thinks he's well-read with that selection of books.
He thinks he's well-read with that selection of books.
- Tap to Tidy - Solomon.
- You do you - Greedy.
- Hinch yourself happy - Hinch.
- This is me - Hinch.
- The activity journal - Hinch.
- The Secret - Rhona Byrne.
- The Magic - Rhona Byrne.
Clutching ma beak at his pile of “literature” there. Read a real book hen, might help ye wi the terrible grammar you seem to love inflicting oan us aw. Also pure loling at the fact we all just refer to the sofas as concrete slabs and that’s just whit they are permanently 
makes me laff
makes me laff
Look at him trying to look intellectual until you see the book titles
Mario is still an imbecile, and l don't believe he's even reading those books. They're just dust collectors
Mario is still an imbecile, and l don't believe he's even reading those books. They're just dust collectors
He’ll be trying to get a built-in bookshelf next. bleeping plonker
You missed off a few:
The shits & so forth - Marion McKnight
Learning my A B C - Deed Derek
The Great Escape - Wee baby gurul Rayne
Why haven’t his OG boujee “cereal box” books been added to the library? 
I'm a bloody great cook - Maria mcknight
The Guft - Maria mcknight
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