Since when was washing your couch a thing anyway? Any time I’ve bought a sofa they’ve always warned against using cleaning products on it and just advised spot treating marks….not washing over the whole thing 
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Marion, you need to calm your pants doon, ya losing followers.
In 9 days he has lost 107.
In 9 days he has lost 107.
Its a "poat" lid (pot to non Glasweigans) You didn't know but you got to know my lovelie
If you think about it, putting the plastic carpet attachment on his steam cleaner is exactly the same as putting the pot lid on a cloth and running it over your sofa.
Hen oor Maria isn’t Glaswegian he’s from deepest darkest Ayrshire!!
Normal Glaswegians wouldn’t say Poat they’d say Pot like any other normal person
Why hasn’t his brother and partner invited him to the birthday celebrations? Really strange family . Still he might ge asked to clean up after .
It didn't take them long to see the real Mario
Fucks sake
the terrible fade of his hair cut the pencil thin brows the pointless clicking and missing the beat 'take me baaaaacccckkkkk'
Oh hens. Am no well. Not even that foul mouthed little dwarf could rouse me.
My husband is currently cooking up a castelveechi feast it seems (all beige).
Anyone think shes getting a bit lippy of late? Hopefully Deek shoves his nob in her gob to shut her up.
My husband is currently cooking up a castelveechi feast it seems (all beige).
Anyone think shes getting a bit lippy of late? Hopefully Deek shoves his nob in her gob to shut her up.
Why does this idiot post like he knows celebrities personally. Stupid prick 
Imagine what he'll be like when Stinky Stace poops out her next moneymaker baby. Waiting to be called up as godfather and so forth.
Oh hell nooo.
He’s probably angling to be a midwife.
Oh hell yes..... am here for this!!!!
Where does he store all the tat?! Is that Xmas tree and multiple styles of tacky decor stored in the bedsit 🫣
He best get a move oan if he’s doing Easter. On Marion’s calendar it’s almost time to put his Autumn decs up.
We know he's thick, but he really needed help to order a charger?!. Imbecile
Me too!
Oooh yes please! Can we take bets on what he's going to get? Home Bargains carrot plates, bunny jars, little yellow chick's, mini eggs, Cadbury creme eggs, will all feature I'm sure. If we are all really lucky, he will make himself and Deek an Easter bonnet each.....
Maybe like Jesus Christ himself, he’ll rise from the dead cause he is one malnourished grey looking bleep
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