paperbackwriter89
Chatty Member
Bedsits & Brunchin’ - Mazda Shart Stain
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laynelo_
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AllieBee
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He's an arrogant little twerp. Poor woman was just saying she can't keep her house spotless cos she has kids and he's off on one at her. He's so bloody rude.
Freefalling
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Hannah's new cash cow, sorry boyfriend needs to knock him down a peg or two. Swearing whilst being paid to advertise, so professional 🫣
As if hinch would take him to Beyonce, she wouldn't even take him to Tesco
As if hinch would take him to Beyonce, she wouldn't even take him to Tesco
SuzyE
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Awwww poor Mario isn't part of the bestest friends gang. Now how does that not surprise us 
I bet he thought he had made it at that book launch with them, but nope. Back to scrubbing toilets Cinders
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How Stacey and her bestest friends spent their day, and how Billy no mates, Mario spent his
I bet he thought he had made it at that book launch with them, but nope. Back to scrubbing toilets Cinders
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How Stacey and her bestest friends spent their day, and how Billy no mates, Mario spent his
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hopethishelpsallthebest
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Jesus H fucking christ, shoot me now, I'm done.
No Mario, you can’t be that cunt who ‘shames’ people because that is called doxxing and illegal. He’s only trying to make out he’s trolled to fit in with the insta huns once again. There’s nothing even offensive in that message. I don’t have kids and it’s not triggering in anyway for me to read that a house with kids can’t be tidy. Fuck off marion.
Scottishmammy
Active member
That comment was in no way trying to be offensive. It’s an innocent post saying when you have kids your house is a shit pit. Which I can vouch for. He’s absolutely got the wrong end of the stick here. I’m embarrassed for him trying to spin it
Im_Not_Joking_Btch
Member
People are getting dug out of rubble in other parts of the world, and they’re the lucky ones. And he’s creaming his leggings because a piece of code got added to his insta handle.
Git. Right. Tae. Fuck.
Git. Right. Tae. Fuck.
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paperbackwriter89
Chatty Member
He can’t even take a none insulting message correctly. Hahaha what an absolute lunatic.
Jumped down her throat before his stupid little pea brain caught up with his strangler fingers typing. Gets it wrong again. I actually hate him!
Jumped down her throat before his stupid little pea brain caught up with his strangler fingers typing. Gets it wrong again. I actually hate him!
Babybail93
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Dunno about you hens, but I’ll keep my successful job, loving husband and kids, HOUSE with back door & front door and 3 exotic holidays a year over a blue tick
Doingitforthegramhuntake2
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Wouldn’t waste your time commenting Martin, they all fucking hate you
TheFabFader
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Hello spelling mistake. Up too early for the spellchecker, Marion?
Lorraine_the_lurker
Member
Made himself sound really thick regarding the pan lid cleaning hack.
The reason it works Mario Hen is because the thin edges of the pan lid get deeper into the fabric than you could get from just “given it a fuckin worsh” with a wet cloth. A bucket of water and cloth will also saturate the fabric and take longer to dry, and as you should know excessive dampness can cause bespoke mould…..
YOU ABSOLUTLE COCK WOMBLE
The reason it works Mario Hen is because the thin edges of the pan lid get deeper into the fabric than you could get from just “given it a fuckin worsh” with a wet cloth. A bucket of water and cloth will also saturate the fabric and take longer to dry, and as you should know excessive dampness can cause bespoke mould…..
YOU ABSOLUTLE COCK WOMBLE
ChokingOnZofloraFumes
Well-known member
Lmao Marion, get off your soapbox. She wasn't saying your home (box) wasn't a home as there are no kids. She was saying it's damn near impossible to keep a house this 'clean' when you have kids.
He's really trying to become an influenza now, three years too late.
He's really trying to become an influenza now, three years too late.
mammaof3
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- How to be a successful Influencer. A book for dummies - Anon.
- How to clean your Beirut hovel - Kim & Aggie.
- Learn to cook when all you've done is eat oot - Sadie McKnight.
- I Mario, My IBS is real - Mario McKnight.
- Tattle fuck oof ya bunch of bitches - put any Instacunts name here.
Icantwiththesepeople
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Is it a bit weird he's watching a video on Molly-Mae's birth story? It's not like it's something he would ever be able to relate to or compare to his own experiences of giving birth or preparing to give birth. Is it even weirder that he, a 40 year old bloke from Scotland, is gushing over a 23 year old blogger?? I find it a little bit a lot creepy.
jesusmaryandtheweedonkey
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Ring ring .. Hello my lovely is that the Halifax , right so l am Mario from Paisley heights. I am wondering aboot getting ma sell a mortgage. What savings have l got for a deposit well l don’t have any cash cash ma darling but what l do have is a money can’t buy a shiny blue tick on insta. Noo by my calculations l reckon that’s like having 100k in the bank for tick nae debates … dial tone … hello hello what the fuck that c*nt just hung up on me. Does he no know who the fuck l am ‘ur , he needs to get to know fuckin fast
Anti-influencer
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The irony of saying he’s on top form and this shit goes over his heed while he’s oan his high horse posting about it during a bespoke rant. DO BETTER DOLL!