Cleaning with Mario #92 He never goes anywhere outside his hometown ~ Missgreedy 2023

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mammaof3

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saltandvinegarcrisps

Bespoke jurnee incoming tonight, no more dupes from oor Hannah. Mario's been shelved... She must have given him a wee redundancy payment to promote her new range
 
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paperbackwriter89

300 dots o doom to wet his pants over a limited edition candle lid and some melts packaged like cheap soaps from a grimey b&b! I’m sure he said Hannah’s been oan the game for 5 years too
 
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AllieBee

How to Win Friends and Influence People - By anyone other than Sharty Pants
 
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Mum3boys

If you know you know, but if you don’t know get to know my beauts, you can half a wax melt in to twos and there you go, you’ve doubled your wax melts , so aye
 
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Freefalling

Hannah's new cash cow, sorry boyfriend needs to knock him down a peg or two. Swearing whilst being paid to advertise, so professional 🫣

As if hinch would take him to Beyonce, she wouldn't even take him to Tesco
 
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Skyflier6727

Pistachio? Don’t you mean patchouli Marion? Why does anyone work with him when he’s so unbelievably thick?
 
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Madge2022

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Brunch? He went spoons for lunch. Marion, stop making simple things appear to be more than they are. You had lunch not brunch. Pathetic little walloping weasel.
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Well youse huv just shown yer lack of class and nae debates. Chicken nuggets and chips ur a pure staple breakfast in Seedyhill ma lovelie. Ah bet youse don't even own a Hinch book. Spine bright though #soaye
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Dae youse huv yer ain bespoke discount code ma lovelie
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mammaof3 said:
I'm the same. I'm trying to get the prices for the wiki and for the life of me I canna find this dish.
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It's a secret menu jist fur fannies wearing shart cairds roon their neck. Cos the cludgies ur always miles away in Spoons they need stuff that'll constipate them tae stoap any shart spillage.
 
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SuzyE

I heard collaborating, then bespoke and tapped until the end because he's so hard to understand

Hannah’s bloke wants to man up and get rid of the potty mouthed bastard. It's their name he's dragging down with his swearing
 
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mammaof3

He's gonna make some bespoke scents soon, I can't wait.

He dosna need to burn them as they're fucking shit.

He does a lot of swearing while advertising her crap.

Halve them in 2!


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Mum3boys

In other news I’m not sure exactly how bespoke oor Hannah’s new scents are seen as a quick look on google shows hunners of other products in the scent raspberry and musk
 
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OhhBacon

Mum3boys said:
In other news I’m not sure exactly how bespoke oor Hannah’s new scents are seen as a quick look on google shows hunners of other products in the scent raspberry and musk
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Was the first thing I did, googled the scents and found others!

He is such an easily influenced, easily impressed twat. The Fair that Hannah is flogging her goods at is easy to sell at. You just pay the £300 per metre square and rock up with your product.
He thinks she has 'made it', when really all she has made is a dent in the credit of the company that she nearly bankrupted.

All supermarkets, home stores, craft fairs, garden centres etc etc have a huge range of scents that you can smell before you buy. Why would you listen to a foul mouthed, truncheon cleaner with zero command of the English language (who openly admits he hasn't tried the product) and then trust him before spending £25 on a candle????
 
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Madge2022

Thanks Marion for explaining what bespoke meant and so forth. Loved the bit where he said these are the fucking shit but he talks that fast it sounded like he was saying these are fucking shit.


 
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