Cleaning with Mario #92 He never goes anywhere outside his hometown ~ Missgreedy 2023

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Badaboom

I think we joked his real name was Martin, but it was discovered that his real name is, in fact, Mario. Sorry to disappoint lovely.
 
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Edie Po

The only thing swinging is our Maria's nose ..must swing around the corner afore her body as left the bespoke bedsit.
 
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Anti-influencer

Whits she getting up tae the day hens? I canny bring masel to go and browse her page. Knocks me sick so she does. Probably a greasy breakfast swimmin in oil followed by a jaunt roon B&M for mare shite she disny need
 
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Freefalling

Anti-influencer said:
Whits she getting up tae the day hens? I canny bring masel to go and browse her page. Knocks me sick so she does. Probably a greasy breakfast swimmin in oil followed by a jaunt roon B&M for mare shite she disny need
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Cooried up on the concrete slab with a wee seasonal blanket and drink. The bed will be stripped and airing - although piled high with cushions, pillows and dusty throws

Deek will be at work and the wee housewife in Maz will get the soup maker out to do them a bowl of salt with butter and a wee toaty part baked roll.

Can predict him like clockwork hen, nae debates lol
 
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Madge2022

Edie Po said:
The only thing swinging is our Maria's nose ..must swing around the corner afore her body as left the bespoke bedsit.
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Never won a game oaf hide and seek as a wean wi that conk #ifyounoseyounose #gettaenose
 
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Bee Sting

Her snout”s that big it hings over her single shower cubicle and then she has a few sly puffs a deed deeks hash pipe
 
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bigmouth1927

Late to the party tattlers but that fucking queen has wound me up again. Pump up the jam was released in 1989. The way hes going on is like him and his shit hat were dropping Es at the Hacienda age 5.


I'm not convinced hes even a real gay man. He's so fucking insincere. Absolute foreskin. Argh!!!!
 
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other things online

Well,lads, I've no been oan here , i've caught glimpses of his weekend! Wis going tae sit down wae a brew whilst ma waens are oot wae their pals, unlike Mazda Fae Asda, and read ma book, just like shartin Martin hisself, instead am going tae sit wae a glass a wine and catch up wae u hilarious lot, ready Tae clutch ma beak, spine bright everyone, keep you power xxxx
 
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laynelo_

Has the fat slag ever eaten something that wisny frozen or a takeaway? Don’t think so. IBS through the flair boards the night and so forth
 
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DollyTheLamb

Captain Beaky & green Teef out for brunch again!!!!!! Ffs do they ever cook?
Oh wait aye the eggs
 
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Poptart

laynelo_ said:
Has the fat slag ever eaten something that wisny frozen or a takeaway? Don’t think so. IBS through the flair boards the night and so forthView attachment 1937333
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Wtf is that?! Nothing says "brunch" like chicken that looks like it's been swept off the floor 2 weeks after it was cooked with chips *chefs kiss*
 
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ChokingOnZofloraFumes

You aw need tae get back in yer ain lane. Marion is using his influncer powers and putting the small business Spoons on the map. IYDKYNTGTK
 
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Tinkerbell cat

Martin looks like he smells. Anytime I see pictures of him I just imagine he stinks. I don’t know where these has came from my lovelies, but fragile today and he’s making me want to be sick. Il reverse back into my own lane mwah
 
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