Cleaning with Mario #91 He's pure tacky, pounding the streets of London in his salmon trackie

[DollyTheLamb]

Ffs she’s trying so hard to be relevant!!!! Could she get that mashooove McKnight Hooter any further up that creepy Andrew guys arse!!!!
Towels on the bog minging bastard

I dunnae a lot a new shower head, the cooncil need tae install a bidet for her

But hen that shower also comes with a bespoke douche attachment

 

[Tofuniam]

Always start my day with a pile of toiletries on the loo

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Treatit hisself for the wiki: Snail cream. £18-24. "Utterly influenced" by the horrid, foul-mouthed Andrew Wheatcroft.

 

[paperbackwriter89]

Uses 35 products and potions a day in her routine.
Still looks like an absolute bag o shite and stinks of sharts.
Make it make sense.

 

[Shmebulock]

So Andrew posts a shower reel yesterday and now suddenly Mario posts a shower story today. He has no originality (or brains). Why did he copy him so obviously and less than 24 hours after the original, I'm embarrassed for him.

 

[windupmerchant]

Tattle is pure trolling me the day, mario mouldy shower scenes!

 

[Shineyshine]

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So Andrew posts a shower reel yesterday and now suddenly Mario posts a shower story today. He has no originality (or brains). Why did he copy him so obviously and less than 24 hours after the original, I'm embarrassed for him.

No, we need to actually Mazza in the shower, to see his routine in action… that would be proper influencing (and copying his idol)

 

[paperbackwriter89]

No, we need to actually Mazza in the shower, to see his routine in action… that would be proper influencing (and copying his idol)

He can’t fit his fat arse and his phone in the shower together - best we will get is strangler fingers

 

[Babybail93]

He can’t fit his fat arse and his phone in the shower together - best we will get is strangler fingers

I wonder if he has to leave the cubicle door open fae that massive conk tae hang oot

 

[coffeeislife21]

No way does he use all them products for the shower they are all full Martin.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

Shaking like a shitting dog when he was piling his stuff up on the crapper this morning

 

[Poptart]

I wonder if he has to leave the cubicle door open fae that massive conk tae hang oot

FFS I had to read "conk" twice then hen!

 

[coffeeislife21]

FFS I had to read "conk" twice then hen!

We all know it’s not a massive …. Button mushroom so aye hen x

 

[no flouncing]

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So Andrew posts a shower reel yesterday and now suddenly Mario posts a shower story today. He has no originality (or brains). Why did he copy him so obviously and less than 24 hours after the original, I'm embarrassed for him.

The main difference being Andrew is doing it for an ad and likely getting paid for it. Macaroni is doing it for……well I don’t know why he’s doing it tbh

 

[Rayne]

Found Marion’s other account

 

[Freefalling]

Absolutely in bulk laughing at his shower montage as if anyone lays out all that shite on top of the shitter before a shower. Loved the panning of his super deluxe cooncil shower #mirasport oh Maz, it's like Christmas every day lately

 

[Cinpab]

Omfg didn’t bother with him this morning as it’s same old same old. Read here what you lot said and broke my neck to watch his stories, bleeping hilarious the toilet hahahaha, and he actually filmed it and put it on Instagram what a freak. Dirty bastard, didn’t he have the shits all weekend?

 

[Bubbledoggyyeah]

‘I ALWAYS start my day like this’ … camera pans to various products all completely full the big porker is telling porkies

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Omfg didn’t bother with him this morning as it’s same old same old. Read here what you lot said and broke my neck to watch his stories, bleeping hilarious the toilet hahahaha, and he actually filmed it and put it on Instagram what a freak. Dirty bastard, didn’t he have the shits all weekend?

I mean am not surprised at him with the rolled up towel, products laid out on the toilet this is the same man child that put the cat litter tray on the worktop to clean his flairs.
Honestly what is with the skinny creepy fingers under the shower.
40 years old and still at home 11am on a Monday, I'm 34 and was out 7am my working day was done for 12pm.
Get a real job Marion benefit scrounger.

 

[mammaof3]

Jeez Louise all those products to start the day.

Going to the ''back to being cinders post'' I bet he's crabbit because all the influencers have mare money, no jaob to go to and not necessarily mare followers and he knows he has missed the boat.

Tough shite Mario.

Snooze you lose.