Nothing about that room is cosy. It’s so cold and just looks like a tit showroom in a ropey shopGet the filter off. We know you aren't that slim, fataaaay View attachment 1897355
Nothing about that room is cosy. It’s so cold and just looks like a tit showroom in a ropey shopGet the filter off. We know you aren't that slim, fataaaay View attachment 1897355
Ma tattle, Ma Roolz! they are oil boiled nae fried eggs, bespokely boiled in crisp and dry and that's a seedy-hill I'll die oan #fukit #stroke #angina #highcholesterol #welldeserved
You do you hen! I'm no here to change your mind. Was no ma quote a was sharing.Ma tattle, Ma Roolz! they are oil boiled nae fried eggs, bespokely boiled in crisp and dry and that's a seedy-hill I'll die oan #fukit #stroke #angina #highcholesterol #welldeserved
He's gonni need a bigger scarfHis scarf is tae hide the bellae- fat scruff
Maybes the chunky knit throw from the bedHe's gonni need a bigger scarf
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As long as its fae the rooftoaps ma lovelie, Spine bright like a doomind and sing it hen. If yae ever need tae be pure culinary inspired or yae have a wee dose eh the constipation, theres a recipe for the homeopathic method of relief, naw. .wait. . hang oan. .stovies he caws it stovies.You do you hen! I'm no here to change your mind. Was no ma quote a was sharing.
Spine bright and a masel will keep cheering you oan!!
Deeks never felt tight when on him either ma lovelieI’d feel tight on him if he weren’t such a vicious little slag
Ever flung a sausage up a tenement close hen? Or chucked a candle in the petra caves?. That aboot sums it upDeeks never felt tight when on him either ma lovelie
Wunner if he's gonni huv an influencer area tae dae his videos, wi his cleaning wi Marion sign in the background. Probably the cludgie while he's starting.She’s feeling herself since the jaunt tae London. Wait until all these new followers find out he’s just a ned that lives in a council flat.
The spending will ramp up even more now he has new followers, trying to show off. I mean, he can’t exactly offer them a home account can he?
Typing up his accounts oan laptoap, trying take write aff his tat as business expense so aye.#ad jings crivens help ma boab has oor Mario been influenced by the influencers to be an influencer even although its no his joab to be an influencer?
The petty cash will be rolling in the noo my lovelies, expect more #treatit #lifestooshort, maybe a wee bespoke eyebrow and lip #treatit journey for him.
Nae space left hen, pure cosy barlinnie cell vibes, he'd need tae dae it in the close, wae the junkie neighbour interruptin wantin tae tap some tin foil aff um.Wunner if he's gonni huv an influencer area tae dae his videos, wi his cleaning wi Marion sign in the background. Probably the cludgie while he's starting.
Can we keep addin tae that list hen?Cleaning account. Daes none.
Home account. Bedsit
Fashion account. Absolutely not.
Beauty account. Never.
Food account. LOL.
Travel account. One trip tae London.
Spine bright Marion
Am chanting this oan and so forthCan we keep addin tae that list hen?
Parenting account. Nae overies, Nae Weans.
Fitness account. Couldnae run a bath (nae bath) never mind a marathon.
Budgeting account. Couldnae save hisself fae fallin.
Business account. Thick as two planks a wood, cannae even sell his ain bespoke wax melt anymair.