Cleaning with Mario #91 He's pure tacky, pounding the streets of London in his salmon trackie

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Grey joggie bottoms, the clit will be right oot the day hens🤢 God help anycunt that notices it so aye
 
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Ma tattle, Ma Roolz! they are oil boiled nae fried eggs, bespokely boiled in crisp and dry and that's a seedy-hill I'll die oan #fukit #stroke #angina #highcholesterol #welldeserved 👌🥔❤💎💎💎
You do you hen! I'm no here to change your mind. Was no ma quote a was sharing.

Spine bright and a masel will keep cheering you oan!! ❤❤❤💎
 
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You do you hen! I'm no here to change your mind. Was no ma quote a was sharing.

Spine bright and a masel will keep cheering you oan!! ❤❤❤💎
As long as its fae the rooftoaps ma lovelie, Spine bright like a doomind and sing it hen. If yae ever need tae be pure culinary inspired or yae have a wee dose eh the constipation, theres a recipe for the homeopathic method of relief, naw. .wait. . hang oan. .stovies he caws it stovies. 💎🥔❤
 
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She’s feeling herself since the jaunt tae London. Wait until all these new followers find out he’s just a ned that lives in a council flat. 😂

The spending will ramp up even more now he has new followers, trying to show off. I mean, he can’t exactly offer them a home account can he?
 
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She’s feeling herself since the jaunt tae London. Wait until all these new followers find out he’s just a ned that lives in a council flat. 😂

The spending will ramp up even more now he has new followers, trying to show off. I mean, he can’t exactly offer them a home account can he?
Wunner if he's gonni huv an influencer area tae dae his videos, wi his cleaning wi Marion sign in the background. Probably the cludgie while he's starting.
 
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#ad jings crivens help ma boab has oor Mario been influenced by the influencers to be an influencer even although its no his joab to be an influencer?
The petty cash will be rolling in the noo my lovelies, expect more #treatit #lifestooshort, maybe a wee bespoke eyebrow and lip #treatit journey for him.
 
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#ad jings crivens help ma boab has oor Mario been influenced by the influencers to be an influencer even although its no his joab to be an influencer?
The petty cash will be rolling in the noo my lovelies, expect more #treatit #lifestooshort, maybe a wee bespoke eyebrow and lip #treatit journey for him.
Typing up his accounts oan laptoap, trying take write aff his tat as business expense so aye.
 
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Wunner if he's gonni huv an influencer area tae dae his videos, wi his cleaning wi Marion sign in the background. Probably the cludgie while he's starting.
Nae space left hen, pure cosy barlinnie cell vibes, he'd need tae dae it in the close, wae the junkie neighbour interruptin wantin tae tap some tin foil aff um.
 
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Cleaning account. Daes none.
Home account. Bedsit
Fashion account. Absolutely not.
Beauty account. Never.
Food account. LOL.
Travel account. One trip tae London.

Spine bright Marion 💎
 
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Hens,
Can you all cheer me up. I’m feeling down my lovlies, just not feeling maself ya know what I mean.
Can ya all chant me on fre the roof tops so aye and sing some higher love with the sweat patches.
this app is no ma job x thanks so much aye.
 
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Cleaning account. Daes none.
Home account. Bedsit
Fashion account. Absolutely not.
Beauty account. Never.
Food account. LOL.
Travel account. One trip tae London.

Spine bright Marion 💎
Can we keep addin tae that list hen?

Parenting account. Nae overies, Nae Weans.

Fitness account. Couldnae run a bath (nae bath) never mind a marathon.

Budgeting account. Couldnae save hisself fae fallin.

Business account. Thick as two planks a wood, cannae even sell his ain bespoke wax melt anymair.
 
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Can we keep addin tae that list hen?

Parenting account. Nae overies, Nae Weans.

Fitness account. Couldnae run a bath (nae bath) never mind a marathon.

Budgeting account. Couldnae save hisself fae fallin.

Business account. Thick as two planks a wood, cannae even sell his ain bespoke wax melt anymair.
Am chanting this oan and so forth 💎

Cat account: His baby gurul hates him
 
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Swerving right oot a ma laine to let yis aw know that bespoke small business Flannels wis in trouble afore Christmas fae selling absoloot dupes and fake goods.

I’m pyoor affronted by them. But aye! That’s nae my fight ma lovelies!

Round the roundabout and back intae ma ain laine I go.
 
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