It’ll be youse turn soon hen. Remember, baby steps lead tae great things and memories and so forth and so ayeAm pure affronted ma bespoke thread title didnae get picked,so aye,but we move
Hold your phone high my lovely and live your life like it should be livedAm pure affronted ma bespoke thread title didnae get picked,so aye,but we move
Aye hen I needtae remember this app is no ma fuhl time joab,it’ll be ma turn to spine bright soon enough ma lovlieIt’ll be youse turn soon hen. Remember, baby steps lead tae great things and memories and so forth and so aye
Aye a bespoke distraction so the DWP don’t come buzzin own his ring doorbell askin why he can travel ti London dressed as a drumstick lolly without a carer henDerek came to bring him home on a train that literally goes all the way in one go.
All the next year will hold now is constant “takkkkeeeee maaaaaeeeee baaaaack” memories of London, until Christmas in AugustCannae wait fur wit the year ahead will have in store fur oor fav fat cunt… Maldives? Christmas in New York? European city Christmas Markets? Clydebank?
Baby steps noo Maggie doll, we dinny even get the Glesga Christmas markets last year... We'll be hearing a this 24 hours in London fir years tae come, it's the furthest he's travelled since Blackpool (cos we aw know Ibiza wis a lie).Cannae wait fur wit the year ahead will have in store fur oor fav fat cunt… Maldives? Christmas in New York? European city Christmas Markets? Clydebank?
That's all we're gonna hearAll the next year will hold now is constant “takkkkeeeee maaaaaeeeee baaaaack” memories of London, until Christmas in August
Am pure affronted ma bespoke thread title didnae get picked,so aye,but we move
Listen to me ma lovelie, this is a companionship relationship only. There'll be no slinging a cocktail sausage down Marion's gaping arsehole and so forth.That's all we're gonna hearthat whiney nasally irritating voice
I reckon they've booked a wee room for the night
Aye nae hanky panky the night hen. His arse will be lit a blood orange way the travel shits running right through him. Exit only hole so, aye...Listen to me ma lovelie, this is a companionship relationship only. There'll be no slinging a cocktail sausage down Marion's gaping arsehole and so forth.
A book? A BOOK?? Aye Ann, he can barely string a quote together for a reel, but he’s currently penning the next ‘The Secret’. Have a word wae ya self AnnHe got on a four hour train Ann.
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