Cleaning with Mario #90 Much to his dismay, Mario's been dumped by Ava May

[Freefalling]

What's happening in London that

If Hunch goes to the book signing or teams up with Ava May X Maz, it's a sign she's desperate for attention/deals.

Hannah, we'll be needing more photos of his bald spots and double chins after he posted you in your mask. X

Is there another book signing tomorrow?

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

What's happening in London that
Is there another book signing tomorrow?

I've nay idea hen. I don't follow that Greedy woman or the other person that was mentioned (pwtm?)

 

[Madge2022]

Wunner if I Marion goat Grease soundtrack oan vinyl, canni wait fur a singing highlight oaf look at me, ah'm Sandra Dee at his wee sleepover. Facemasks, daeing each others nails, curling their hair, all three oaf them fur Marion.

 

[Freefalling]

I've nay idea hen. I don't follow that Greedy woman or the other person that was mentioned (pwtm?)

I follow her, I think it was only sat and sun but who knows, she is the ultimate scanner, iydkgtk

 

[Poptart]

I hope he's let Hannah have a shot on the Dyson.

 

[Madge2022]

I hope he's let Hannah have a shot on the Dyson.

Good God, ma Kerry Katonas read Dyson as Deek. Right, that's bedtime fur me

 

[notanothergrammer]

I can just imagine oor mario scrunched up little face reading this menu thinking wtf is all this!

Aye hen Oor Marion's like "Wit the fucks a Hamburger èssa??? diz it come wae 2 pickles or wit?"

 

[HulaHannah]

I never noticed the washing! He's unbelievable.
If he is going to London l wonder if Derek's going, because how's he going to get on a train on his own coming back?.

Of all the hotels she could have booked herself in to and she chooses to stay there. It might just be me, but if l go to see someone out the area l prefer a hotel.

Maybe her boss boyfriend now controls the purse strings and wouldn't even stretch to a Premier Inn this time hence sleeping in the rock hard bumming fort area, breathing in moisture off the bleep washings (and possible damp off the terrible panelling), cat hair, IBS explosions (which must be a recurrent and frequent issue given the need to have a shart card on show in public and is the only feasible reason for it justifying pushing past grannies) and no doubt excessive synthetic fragrance oils.

Even thinking about that has my stomach turning and chest tightening!

 

[twilightgarden]

She wasn’t allowed to bring the Rangey this time and had to slum it on the train!

 

[maeve87]

Has Hannah come upto chaperone monzo to the big smoke due to his kerry katonas ?

Aye ma lovely he’s channeling his inner blind nikita dug, oor H is doing her bit for care in the community so they move and go forth mwah

 

[Macmama]

Who has it worst?
1. The head on “Derek’s” (aka the petty cash prince aka Beruits Orange Lodge Grand Master) pint. ,

Actually bespokely deceased

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

I follow her, I think it was only sat and sun but who knows, she is the ultimate scanner, iydkgtk

It was @BananaClub who mentioned the book signing on the day of tomorrow hen. I mostly just stay on Maz's thread these days.

 

[NigellaBites]

Does Ava May / Hannah have her own thread on here??

 

[Im_Not_Joking_Btch]

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Who has it worst?
1. The head on “Derek’s” (aka the petty cash prince aka Beruits Orange Lodge Grand Master) pint. Or,
2. The head on Marion (aka the hobbit who fell into online Hoovering by accident and is still nervous about his “journey” in this crazy world of Hello My Lovelies candles and free toilet cleaner

80% foam and it’s still the best head he’s ever had

 

[Caw1982]

Fooking hell, he'll record anything.

I would have walloped him. Leave people alone ya wally.



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Get botox. Fair enough but stay the duck away from Maz's Groupon practitioner. His forced laugh ick's me. Can't bloody wait to see the Cropper bag out in action today.

 

[other things online]

Are we all buckled in Tae see wit this wee bleep has in store fur us the day

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Are we all buckled in Tae see wit this wee bleep has in store fur us the day

Leaving Paisley on a jet plane train

 

[Whats the 411]

Right I’m phoning in sick, get the popcorn oot

 

[paperbackwriter89]

What a day to be working from hame. I’ll be refreshing this app like it’s ma joab, because today it is ma joab.

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

What a day to be working from hame. I’ll be refreshing this app like it’s ma joab, because today it is ma joab.

Same. It'll be hard to concentrate on my real joab.