Cleaning with Mario #89 Tattlers found it queer, when Marion got bespoke invite fur hame oaf the year

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Realhousemouse

Also the song that he said was a sign….it literally says that he’d searched for “daydreaming” on Spotify so it’s hardly a sign is it? He’s literally went looking for it
 
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MrsJ2000

Realhousemouse said:
Also the song that he said was a sign….it literally says that he’d searched for “daydreaming” on Spotify so it’s hardly a sign is it? He’s literally went looking for it
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He did not go looking hen! He can’t feckin see to look
 
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Madge2022

That first photie is mair stretched than his bum hole efter a #deserved Castlevecchi.

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Whit??
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Granny Marion.

 
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hopethishelpsallthebest

Whoever called the DWP aboot ma pips, klarna oan yer arses, I, Mario shall rise. Youse will never break me and so forth. I'm now playing the blind card and shart card, so aye!
 
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AllieBee

What's the wee cunt on about? He manages to find his way on to the McGills bus. Is he worried.about travel cos he thinks he will get on the wrong bus and end up, dunno, England? What a knobber he is. Deek can be his eyes, and he cam be Deeks teef seeing as they are so rotten. Chew all his food up for him then dump it in Deeks gob sort of thing
 
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Bubbledoggyyeah

Says he’s blind but his bedsit of doom is essentially an obstacle course cause there’s so much plastic shite in it. Even with my 20/20 vision I reckon I’d go flying in there.
 
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Whenthelightsturntostars

Mario, your Kerry Katona disease shouldn't stop you spining bright and leaving your home.

"You can live a normal life with keratoconus. With the proper care and treatment from your optometrist, keratoconus shouldn't stop you from living your life to the fullest."
 
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Madge2022

Bubbledoggyyeah said:
Says he’s blind but his bedsit of doom is essentially an obstacle course cause there’s so much plastic shite in it. Even with my 20/20 vision I reckon I’d go flying in there.
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Ma lovelie, noo ah ken why he hud candy cane lame and nae debates. He hud memorised the end oaf Elf so he cud find his way thru the bedsit.



He's gawn tae get his Kerry Katonas sorted and that's wit the weekend bag is fur.

This is me rite noo ...



hopethishelpsallthebest said:
With his wee Primark size 6 loafers on.
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Feck me, he looks like wan oaf the blues brothers.
 
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paperbackwriter89

Travelled up the seven levels of Beirut towers, past the sea of junkies in the corridors, army crawled through the high footfall area of Lionel flairing and then catapulted himself into the padded cell by Danyell, and so forth.
 
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