Cleaning with Mario #89 Tattlers found it queer, when Marion got bespoke invite fur hame oaf the year

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Popper

The can says billionaire. He reads it as millionaire. Why can’t he get anything right?
 
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mammaof3

He really has nay idea how to sell #gifts #pr products.
He's had them for a while but dosna know the scent of one of the cans. well, get ta know ya muppet.
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Sickofinstagramcrap

Why does he say weird shit like “ i have had these in my possession for some time…” does he read a thesaurus and think ohhh if i say that work i’ll sound really intelligent
 
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Dove88

Sickofinstagramcrap said:
Why does he say weird shit like “ i have had these in my possession for some time…” does he read a thesaurus and think ohhh if i say that work i’ll sound really intelligent
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Like in Friends when baby kangaroo writes the letter to the adoption agency for Monica and Chandler
 
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orangeboom


Anyone remember this banger from the 90’s IYDKGTK
Earthwurum Jim peering out the blanket to tell the wuruld she’s been greeting over queen hinch parenting her child. Get a fucking grip weepy spice
 
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twilightgarden

There wasn’t anything to cry about? He’s a total fud. Hope the shelf falls on his flat heed.
 
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#noinfluencer

Why's he using cheap body sprays that look like car spray paints when he's got lots of actual aftershaves, in particular the v. expensive Baccarat rouge? And as for crying over Hinch' video, I can only think it's because his maw probably couldnae bare the sight of him as a baby/toddler therefore probably didn't talk to him much or tell him she loved him - he was probably a piece of shit growing up, meaning the parents, no doubt, had nothing but contempt for him, and I'd not blame them, tbh - he was definitely dropped oan his heed....
 
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orangeboom

He’s emotionally unstable. It’s like the way you go on when you’re mega hungover and got the fear. However we all know you can’t get hungover from tea and quality streets.. unless he has jet lag from the long journee to Edinburgh and back yesterday
 
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Edie Po

is that his real nose or a comedy one from the joke shop? Cause its erm unfortunate 
 
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maidmaz

To be fair, if I was Mario I’d wake up crying in to my quilt on a morning so aye
 
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MrsJ2000

He’s treatit himsel to a wee travel bag for his adventures a week Monday!!
 
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Madge2022

He's been oan the sweet dry wine again and nae debates or a wee toot of wee Deek's green.
 
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SuzyE

That looks like a normal handbag to me. My idea of a travel bag is what you take to the gym

 
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Madge2022

His brother has finished panto today #ohyeshehas and probably asked Marion to dog sit. He wull be pretending the brother's hoose is his fur a week.
 
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