Cleaning with Mario #89 Tattlers found it queer, when Marion got bespoke invite fur hame oaf the year

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Love how he doesn’t just say coat. Like people are meant to be jealous of the bespoke brand ‘Superdry’.
 
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Treatit hisself for the wiki: 2x vinyl. Nay idea where he bought them but £21.99 + £24.99 on HMV.

Wee Costa buns and something he'll be paying the price for


 
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Will pay the price but he needs it? He’s literally got cotton wool between his ears hasn’t he. Why on earth would you eat something that’s going to have you shitting through the eye of a needle? There’s literally nothing worse than the stomach pain that comes with having the shits like that! If he worked on his diet then he wouldn’t be shitting himself so often!!
 

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‘Feart’ has someone got him thesaurus for Christmas and he trying to sound intelligent?
 
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Runs tae tattle tae say wtf is this new Marionism in the name feart.

Goggled it and discovered its an actual proper word.

Swiftly back intae my ain lane I go.

Sorry aboot that fatty
 
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Not sure what to make of his vinyl record choices.
Spice Girls, Fleetwood Mac, Amy Winehouse and Mariah Carey.

Will suit his mood swings I suppose.

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If he doesn't want to have bumming fort fun he could just tell Derek that, or fake a headache like the rest of us. Giving himself the shits seems a bit extreme.
I wonder if he waits in the bumming fort wearing nothing but his shart card?
 
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The fact he planks that fucking clothes horse in the middle a living room still makes me scream I know he’s got nae place in the hovel but at least don’t show it on the gram ffs
 
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Wee Deek says he's fed up joabby jabbing so he huz tae clean oot.
 
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Wee Deek says he's fed up joabby jabbing so he huz tae clean oot.
Jobby jabbing I’ve no heard that saying since a was in P6 ma lovelie

Am still clutching ma beak at “aw cosy on the bus”. He’s wan simple cunt.
 
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