Cleaning with Mario #88 All the crazies, think Beirut looks like Macys

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Okiedoke

But really what could show them?
This is where I keep my wet wipes for my bespoke IBS shites from my #needed dinners? But dont ye worry hen, I have a bedazzled bottle of Febreze spray to help with the smell. Also try trip on the litter tray next to the high foot traffic area.
WE NEED RECEIPTS MARION!
 
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Freefalling

No way camera crews & 3 judges would get in, the high footfall lino wouldn't cope
 
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Hyacinthsquash

Ah can just see it now hens.. bespoke shots of the candy cane monstrosity, festive music over his bedding and bedroom tree.. camera pans to outside and there’s a dead body at the doorway.
 
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Sloppys

He isnae embarrassed by his postage stamp but going on the programme was just no fur him
 
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Whenthelightsturntostars

Mario, you didn't stand a chance. You claim you were approached to APPLY for it. Your application would have been rejected.

P.s. Stop talking to yoursel on Insta hun. You'se even end your messages in the same way.

 
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jesusmaryandtheweedonkey

Can you imagine the lighting rig is set up and a spark from that … cut to Jackie Bird we have breaking news from Paisley an atom bomb has went off, these pictures just in … people running about where Paisley used to be with melted bits of red and white plastic dripping off them
https://giphy.com/DGGIn1iJH0Nhe
 
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SuzyE

Mario's just made himself look a stupid tit by posting that fake message to himself.
Every DM I've received has the senders profile pic on every message they send, so where's their profile pic Mario?!. Sad bastard

I'd be embarrassed with Derek's flat with all the washing in the livingroom, and l can't even begin to go there with all the clutter

 
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peachy-keen

Screaming imagine the dramatic camera shots from bbc as they climb the stairwell, a gentle waft of shite greeting them as they get closer to his door
 
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Madge2022

ReginaPhalange9292 said:
Tripped over my klarna crocs to get to this thread once he says he's been approached by SHOTY
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Marion wuz tripping oor his SHITY when he goat the call #shartattack

When he huz tae put the oan his favourite area, it's gonni be the cludgie and nae debates!

Doodlebug71 said:
Once they have climbed over the junkies with the pish river running down stairs so aye
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Didnae Boney M sing that,by the rivers of Beirut pish?
 
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JoeExotic

Hahahahaha nawwwww! Surely one of you trolls has a contact at BBC Scotland to confirm this cunt is talking shite
 
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Skyflier6727

BBC home programme - runs straight to tattle! Number 57987 of things that didnae happen
 
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