“The mare cluttered the tress the mae cluttered the mind lovelie!” - AristotleStarting to think Marion’s tree represent his declining mental state !
What will next year bring
Cleaning with Mario #87 He dreams of the Plaza yet he's trapped in Gaza. So aye and so forth
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He can hardly be surprised that his ‘best quality’ isny his looks
hen I am GREETIN at shag me shoes Sadie, do we think that’s what she’s kent as doon the social club?Big Johhny McKnight is just the same as his wee brother Marion, a bleeping Mutant with no taste!!!!
Cmon look at big shag me shoes Sadie and his dad who looks like he’s fathered ET! There’s no way those two could produce any good looking, sensible children. Don’t even get me started oan the Hoof Krustal
They’re the Scottish version of The Whittakers IYDKGTK
Bloody fans
His teeth are really gross. They look.rottenHe's like Dobby from Harry Potter
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Poor Derek looks so fucked off. Nae wonder.
Oh Good Lord! My wee eye balls were not ready to see Deeks wee hairy titties thereWarningmake sure you are not standing near any fragile glass or windows when listening to this
To get you all in Xmas spirit Marion style
Derek really does look miserable in all the clips.
I'd love to know if there's times where he thinks he wishes he was single again, because that face there isn't a happy one.
I'd love to know if there's times where he thinks he wishes he was single again, because that face there isn't a happy one.
Marion talks to him like shite and talks down to him. You can tell from the video deeks is slow and probs the only person Marion can get away with talking down to.
I know deeks is a orange lover but still in my opinion cut above Marion
Deek looks aff his tits in this. He’s pure gouchin. Deffos fulla the blues.
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To get you all in Xmas spirit Marion style
Farking ell.... you'd have to be permanently off yer tree to tolerate living with a homosexual woodpecker.
I've heard him, and he would have been kicked out straight away. Control freak what he is
I would be suicidal if I had to live with that ugly duck sitting next to him. State of it, massive beak, bad teeth and halitosis
Thread title suggestion courtesy of @AllieBee ...ah mean aw ma ain wurk!
"Massive beak, bad teeth and halitosis."
Ahhhh I feel like I’m cheating on the Ming King of Christmas at the moment.
Katie Price is such a piece of tit I can’t keep up her thread moves so fast.
Roll on tomorrow, I break up for Christmas so I can sit refreshing Tattle with a litre of Baileys in my glass, embracing the troll I am. Now that’s what Christmas spirit is all about
Katie Price is such a piece of tit I can’t keep up her thread moves so fast.
Roll on tomorrow, I break up for Christmas so I can sit refreshing Tattle with a litre of Baileys in my glass, embracing the troll I am. Now that’s what Christmas spirit is all about
Keep you power hen! Spine bright on this martinmas day of dawn and so forth!Ahhhh I feel like I’m cheating on theMing Kingof Christmas at the moment.
Katie Price is such a piece of tit I can’t keep up her thread moves so fast.
Roll on tomorrow, I break up for Christmas so I can sit refreshing Tattle with a litre of Baileys in my glass, embracing the troll I am. Now that’s what Christmas spirit is all about
🫶As soon as l see he's posted pics/videos like this...*Tap* I'm out quicker than l opened his stories. Booriiiing 🥱
You just want to shake him til his single brain cell rattles that he could do these things if he didn’t buy so much shite
Ran straight to tattle … that bleep has no place commenting on anything. He scrounges off society and contributes duck all he don’t even work full time
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