Ah still like tae think he's actually called Martin.Who has 3 kids and names them mario (d’agostin), Krystal and Johnny. Like wtf they don’t go at all
Cleaning with Mario #87 He dreams of the Plaza yet he's trapped in Gaza. So aye and so forth
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Whoever nicknamed him Shartin’ Martin will forever give me a cheap lol. So simple but so effective
Ah thought when ye said big fans oaf Charlie, they liked the white stuff and ah'm no talking aboot snow.I reckon his parents are like mine, big fans of the good old Charlie Pride
Johnny is most likely John on his birth certificate and he's added the Johnny and Maz is def named after Mario & Luigi
Ah'm still hoping fur a crissmas miracle and his name is Martin.
Their parents don’t even strike me as having any Italian heritage either ? Has anyone established why he is called Mario ?I reckon his parents are like mine, big fans of the good old Charlie Pride
Johnny is most likely John on his birth certificate and he's added the Johnny and Maz is def named after Mario & Luigi
I mean … Mario isn’t a common name in the era he would have grown up it defo wasn’t and in Scotland like I’d argue he was the only Mario in Scotland back in the 80s
I wonder how many times he was asked where’s luigi?
His parents must have hated him
What he really means is, he's desperate for money.
"We have made", he and wee Deek must huv been oan a conference call wi Hannah, Marion taking it while walking streets oaf Paisley tae polish truncheons and wee Deek while collecting trolleys fae the canal.
Warning 
make sure you are not standing near any fragile glass or windows when listening to this
To get you all in Xmas spirit Marion style
make sure you are not standing near any fragile glass or windows when listening to this To get you all in Xmas spirit Marion style
Well that's got rid of the neighbourhood cats....and dogs so ayeWarning
To get you all in Xmas spirit Marion style
He looks like such a bag head here, waiting fae his methadone from the chemistWarning
To get you all in Xmas spirit Marion style
I can literally smell this picture
That clip just screams learning difficulties… nae debates!!!!!Warning
To get you all in Xmas spirit Marion style
Christ. Gormless little titWarning
To get you all in Xmas spirit Marion style
The best bit is he goes on in the next clip to day god that clip was awful bur still keeps on his highlightsThat clip just screams learning difficulties… nae debates!!!!!
duck it tits Christmas? That’s his excuse for having pizza? What about all the other 2827289402 times a week he eats nothing but shite. He’s fucked in the head my lovelies xxxxxx
Ugg slippers nae debates xxxx
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LOL says it all
LOL says it all
I love when he goes quiet as it takes us down memory lane. Those highlights are goldFurther on when they’re talking and he’s on about people being mean to him on instagram and Deek just says you get that everywhere
The Boy wonder is my favourite highlight.
He's like Dobby from Harry Potter 
But he definitely got hit with the ugly stick, nae debates 
But he definitely got hit with the ugly stick, nae debates
He’s a rancid wee bellend and nae debates. The way he speaks to Derek is awful. 
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