Cleaning with Mario #87 He dreams of the Plaza yet he's trapped in Gaza. So aye and so forth

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I reckon his parents are like mine, big fans of the good old Charlie Pride 😂😂 Crystal Chandelier is one of his songs

Johnny is most likely John on his birth certificate and he's added the Johnny and Maz is def named after Mario & Luigi 😂
Ah thought when ye said big fans oaf Charlie, they liked the white stuff and ah'm no talking aboot snow. 😳🤣🤣

Ah'm still hoping fur a crissmas miracle and his name is Martin. 🤞
 
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I reckon his parents are like mine, big fans of the good old Charlie Pride 😂😂 Crystal Chandelier is one of his songs

Johnny is most likely John on his birth certificate and he's added the Johnny and Maz is def named after Mario & Luigi 😂
Their parents don’t even strike me as having any Italian heritage either ? Has anyone established why he is called Mario ?

I mean … Mario isn’t a common name in the era he would have grown up it defo wasn’t and in Scotland like I’d argue he was the only Mario in Scotland back in the 80s

I wonder how many times he was asked where’s luigi? 🤣

His parents must have hated him
 
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Warning ⚠ make sure you are not standing near any fragile glass or windows when listening to this ⚠

To get you all in Xmas spirit Marion style 🤣
 

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duck it tits Christmas? That’s his excuse for having pizza? What about all the other 2827289402 times a week he eats nothing but shite. He’s fucked in the head my lovelies xxxxxx

Ma predictions for the gift bags…
A mushroom enlarger
Voucher for a personality transplant
A “Dear John” letter
A pair of Clark’s cruising shoes
Pull ups
An eviction notice
Wrigleys extra

So aye
Ugg slippers nae debates xxxx
:m :m
 
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I’ll just leave this here

LOL says it all
 

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Further on when they’re talking and he’s on about people being mean to him on instagram and Deek just says you get that everywhere 🤣 basically Deek couldn’t give a duck.
The Boy wonder is my favourite highlight.
 
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Further on when they’re talking and he’s on about people being mean to him on instagram and Deek just says you get that everywhere 🤣 basically Deek couldn’t give a duck.
The Boy wonder is my favourite highlight.
I love when he goes quiet as it takes us down memory lane. Those highlights are gold 🤣🤣
 
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He's like Dobby from Harry Potter 👀 But he definitely got hit with the ugly stick, nae debates 🤪
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