Cleaning with Mario #87 He dreams of the Plaza yet he's trapped in Gaza. So aye and so forth

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Tenner says he stores all his shit in his brothers attic and that’s why he’s over there so much.
 
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I thought he said he wouldn't be on that app much. He just couldn't help himself, so l hope it's something from AMA

I'm so pleased he didn't get a deal on Derek's present though
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Aw grow up you fucking idiot! Mr Margrit and I will book a holiday on Christmas Day as our present to each other - memories that last forever, not shite that will end up in a landfill!
 
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Has the idea that Deek might be a dealer been discussed hens? I saw the Creme del mer on his shelves going back through old posts. Deek is either knocking out the Moroccan woodbines or him and Deirdree are on Only fans. There must be a niche for a weirdo in a cluttered flat wanging himself silly.
 
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Was just gonna write the same! Literally wheezing and pissing myself laughing!!! His wee boaby has made me cough my poor asthmatic lungs up!
Marion's boaby makes @AllieBee pyoor breathless ...pass it oan

Aw grow up you fucking idiot! Mr Margrit and I will book a holiday on Christmas Day as our present to each other - memories that last forever, not shite that will end up in a landfill!
If ye wurni menopausal ah'd think ye hud the painters in and nae debates
 
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Anybody remember last year when he went out hunting for an advent calendar and managed to get ‘the last one’ just for himsel (even when he had a shitey AMA advent calendar) and the Deekster got sweet fuck all? I hope deek gets him a paper bag to shove on his heed.
 
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Ma predictions for the gift bags…
A mushroom enlarger
Voucher for a personality transplant
A “Dear John” letter
A pair of Clark’s cruising shoes
Pull ups
An eviction notice
Wrigleys extra

So aye
 
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Just looking at Marion’s family dynamic. And as well all know Marion loves to play the homophobic card…

Both his sister and brother are successful and live in decent homes which I can only imagine are not in the middle of Beruit. Assuming both have half decent partners.

Marion must defo be the runt of the litter. No career , lives in beruit with his half baked partner who one can only imagine has the iq of a 10 year old.

You just know it probs pisses him off his brother is also gay and he can not play the victim and cry homophobia at his parents to excuse his piss poor lifestyle.

Just an observation ma lovelies
 
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So glad I found this thread to rant about the little twat that is manchild mario.... Aw excited over his presents from his boytoy Derek oh someone give him a slap!
 
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So glad I found this thread to rant about the little twat that is manchild mario.... Aw excited over his presents from his boytoy Derek oh someone give him a slap!
I wouldn’t mind but we all know Marion ordered it himself and slapped it on Klarna
 
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His engagement must be down the shitter.

He has turned off so you can’t see his number of likes and averages about 25 comments on his posts. For someone with 140k+ followers that is shite.

And he expects us to believe he gets hunners of people messaging him
 
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Yeah, l think he's drove people away with his boring posts now. This time next year it'll be Mario who?!
 
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Yeah, l think he's drove people away with his boring posts now. This time next year it'll be Mario who?!
Aye, the only followers he has the noo are there tae take the pish oota him.

Maybes has 7 actual followers who like him, but they'll smell, no have many teeth, no be able tae spell and so forth x
 
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Hens the DWP have released a new cost a livin payment of 900 poun' fur next year, if Moira dusane use it fur a wee rhinoplasty jurnay al' tear the bastart rat infested Beirut roof aff these threads n so forth, like legit a wull be pushin auld wumin oot the road, sly diggin disabled weans, flashin ma concession pass, shart caird and exposin aw the s oan this app and nae debates
 
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